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Hermit Safely. - The Distracted Hermit
Embrace the silent censure of Crisis, the Distracted Hermit mascot, as he urges you to drink in moderation. What’s that contraption? Hermit Safely. The Distracted Hermit does not condone irresponsible drinking, or any actions resulting from such overindulgence. Underage drinking is also not endorsed on this site, and a great deal of our content concerns …