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METAL PANTIES 101: Lord Thom Derby Introduces Metal Panties Rules - Derby | Reynolds
Today’s 4th annual third Quarterly meeting had every single Derby | Reynolds employee hi-fiving, hugging and making out with each other after Lord Derby’s speech. The CEO AND LORD OF ALL HERE AT THE WAL-MART OF ADVERTISING™ was in high form, smiling and yelling. BElow is a transcription of his speech to us: “That’s right. …