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How to Be Barely-Functional Without Hating Yourself - Dark Little Critter
“When raccoons are too tired to make our nests livable, we don’t beat ourselves up. We get creative. You’d be amazed how much your husband will get done for the promise of sexual favours.” – Critter, on alternative home economics for depressed wives. “I’m too tired to chat today, Critter;” I say to my imaginary … Continue reading How to Be Barely-Functional Without Hating Yourself →