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The Time My Wife Almost Made Me Poop Myself — Dad Mode: On
Allow me to set the scene. This was right on week eight of the pregnancy and we were preparing all morning for the first ultrasound. I still remember my wife being subjected to drinking eight cups of water prior to the appointment so that she can get a good scan of her belly. She was already feeling nauseous all morning and chugging down gallons of water as if she came back from eating an MSG filled all you can eat meal. We were ready to go as she was sitting in the living room bench downing the last gulp of high quality H2O. *Okay Pause* Before I continue with this scene, you must now play the following song in the background as you read on. Remember to turn on sound. Link here if it doesn’t work. Okay is the music playing? Alright. So as she puts down the glass from the last gulp of water, she chokes, and she starts coughing. Then suddenly both of her hands fling towards her mouth to block what appears …