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You're Not a Boy! — Dad Mode: On
“Yep, it’s a girl” – Ultrasound Technician My jaw dropped like a Bugs Bunny cartoon character and your mom welled up instantly. What went on in my mind in real-time “That’s crazy!” – *This girl is going to be grounded until she’s 20.* “Wow!” – *She’ll start dating when she turns 30* “This is totally unexpected, what a surprise!” – *Background checks, family history checks, criminal record check, and credit check any boy she talks to will need to do these things first.* What went on in your mother’s mind in real-time “OMG, no way!” – *We have to go to the mall today to buy cute girl clothes!* This was totally unexpected. Kid, if and when you read this in the future, just know this: Your mother and I love how you’ve grown up to be a wonderful daughter…despite the fact that we were sure you were going to be a boy. Seriously, what a curve ball that got thrown at us. (I guess those were the only balls thrown…heh) Our entire mindset …