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A WEEK IN CABO - COLLEEN'S TRAVEL BLOG
Hello buddies! Today I leave for a 3-month trip to Europe, but before I go, I wanted to update you on a vacation I took in Cabo San Lucas. I am keeping this post in diary format since it is, after all, from my diary. Saturday, July 21, 2018 Cabo San Lucas, Mexico (recorded on August 18, 2018) As I sat at the bar in the airport T.G.I. Friday’s a man and woman, strangers, struck up a conversation next to me. The man was apparently a screenwriter in LA, so of course he found a way to mention this as soon as humanly possibly. Apparently right now he is working on a project called “Horror Scopes” starring Ralph Macchio. How very thrilling. I arrived at the Playa Grande Resort a couple of hours after my friends, so of course by the time I got there, they were already drinking at the swim-up bar. I dragged my heavy ass suitcase all the way down to the beach to meet them, sweating like a gringo in my jeans and sneakers. I was dying. I can’t believe none of the resort employees intercepted me. I was kind of mad, but then once I put on my swimsuit, got in the pool, and had a drink I felt about a million times better. WE WERE FINALLY ON VACATION. Sunday, July 22, 2018 Cabo San Lucas, Mexico We went to the Blue Marlin Ibiza and rented a cabana with bottle service like millionaires or something. It was hot as hell and I was really worried about getting sunburned. I was feeling very insecure in my bikini. But after a couple of vodka sodas, I didn’t feel so bad anymore. I enjoyed relaxing in the pool. The DJ was playing really cool chillwave music. There were a bunch of asshole girls from LA on the other side of the pool. The kind of women who get blowouts before going to a pool and then don’t go in the water below mid-thigh so they can show off their bods. Of course, I guess if I spent that much time, effort, and money on my body, I would want to show it off too. Alas, my job is not to be professionally looked at. Actually, I’m glad that it’s not. We enjoyed spying on people. There were definitely some male lurkers scoping out a bachelorette party. One…