'Tis Independence Day! — Reflections From a Murky Pond
'Tis Independence Day! Since the thought of- much less the sight of Americans joyously celebrating the Fourth of July with their bikini bodies out for everyone to see tends to piss of our domestic enemies, the Liberals and Progressives, who consider such displays jingoistic examples of Atavistic Nationalism, I say to drape yourselves in the flag and love our nation and raise up a joyous and raucous noise unto the heavens.
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