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New Year's resolutions that I can actually keep - Best Clean Funny Jokes
of course, I resolve to stop making New Year’s resolutions … oops, broke that one! This year, I resolve to … Gain weight. At least 30 pounds. Stop exercising. Waste of time. Read less. Makes you think. Watch more TV. I’ve been missing some good stuff. Procrastinate more. Starting tomorrow. Spend more time at work, …