Diary of a Cranky Cat - It's NOT FUNNY!!!
Dear Diary, I'm furious!!!!! I've never been more angry with Momma! I can't believe she'd do this to me! Bad Momma!!! Bad! Bad! Bad, Momma! She took a beautiful, exquisite photograph of me - it should be in a Museum! And she ruined it! She made me look ridiculous! I look like a cartoon character!