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WEEKLY HOROSCOPE BY ELSA RAINN OAKS
ARIES (March 21st- April 20th) This week, as we meet with the orbit of Neptune, resist the urge to become a full-time vegan. You will not manage, and your friends will place a bet on how long it will take for you to give up, often dangling portions of cheese before your face. If you already are a vegan, this advice does not apply to you- beware of pomegranates, however: it seems very likely that, as Venus nears the Earth, Aries will go through a choking scare caused by this fruit’s seeds. TAURUS (April 21st – May 20th) Opportunities