Artist - Macabre Ross
Professional Oil Painter Artisan Extraordinaire! Specialties: - Live Masterpieces painted in oil in less than 5 minutes right before your very eyes. - Expert love maker & Midget Enthusiast. - The singing voice of a fallen angel who had descended into a pond of liquid glitter and tar then tried to get out of the tar and walked through a bunch of sand, sharp rocks, and pebbles that stuck to the feet and kinda hurt but in a good way. Commission me for your very own live painting and I will schedule a time for you to watch me blow your mind as I create it masterfully in oil paint in less than 5 minutes. Throw a get together and invite your friends and family to watch. Ill blow their minds too with my art skills and it will be all for you. You will be the hero that introduced Macabre Ross to your people.