The Silmarillion Awards 2017: Least Competent Henchman Award Ceremony!
This is going to go very badly. I can already tell. What? What do you mean, my mike is on? It's not... *tap tap* Aw, man... *ahem* Sorry about that, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the Award Presentation Ceremony for the Least Competent Henchman Silmaril! If you have no idea what's go