Friedrich Nietzsche (via help-n-quotes)
-Darrion Brown
A Troubled Dramione Relationship ♡
(Request)
“So what are you gonna say at my funeral, now that you’ve killed me? Here lies the body of the love of my life, whose heart I broke without a gun to my head. Here lies the mother of my children, both living and dead. Rest in peace, my true love, who I took for granted. Most bomb p*ssy who, because of me, sleep evaded. Her god listening. Her heaven will be a love without betrayal. Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks.”
Thank you for @nvrlnd-xassy and @draco-and-granger for the inspiring prompt and editing.
The image of the tombstone burns holes in his dreams.
“Here lies the body of Hermione Granger-Malfoy. A loyal friend, a loving mother, a faithful wife, and an honored hero. She will forever be remembered and missed.”
It was all wrong. Generic and ordinary, he hated it with a passion. Draco Malfoy knew all too well the right words that needed to be said. They were as familiar to him as the gaping void she left him in her death.
Here lies the body of the love of my life, whose heart I broke without a gun to my head. Here lies the mother of my children, both living and dead. Rest in peace, my true love, who I took for granted. Most bomb p*ssy who, because of me, sleep evaded. Her god listening. Her heaven will be a love without betrayal. Ashes to ashes, dust to side chicks.
I've read this so many times and I still can't get all the way through it without weeping like a baby
The Girl Who Cried Werewolf Update
“Ringo isn’t even the best drummer in the Beatles”
You’ll be in love till it kills you both.
You’ll fight and you’ll shag and
you’ll hate each other till it makes you quiver,
but you’ll never be friends.
- Tom felton
those are straight up DQ ice cream cakes
Zodiac killer?
Give Harry the sex talk
Honestly fuck all the parents at Riverdale
I would definitely fuck FP ;) no problem
Not what I meant but same
Person: you write fanfiction?! Isn’t that like sexual fantasies and stuff?
Me: not all fanfiction is sexual…
Me: *looks into the camera like I’m on the office*
i literally almost had a heart attack when I thought kevin was getting stabbed.



