I can’t X))) Every time I see this:
the only reason why they should be so close to each other that comes to my mind is this:
which looks like a weird kind of ballet, but whatever x))
This is a joke of course, but Kishimoto and SP are VERY talented in this kind of stuff)
Friendship? Just spare me that crap
This is Catherine The Great. She was a legendary Empress of Russia and ruled longer than any other leader, and she did a damn good job by all accounts. People loved her, she worked hard, she was smart, and she was also one of the proudest motherfucking freaks in HISTORY. She proved to the world that just because you look a little like Lady John Lithgow does not mean you are undesirable, and just because you’re royalty does not mean you can’t be a horny goddess of filth.
There’s this rumor that Catherine’s biggest conquest was a literal goddamn horse, but historians believe that it’s just a sick rumor that some hating ass bitches made up because they were intimidated that a woman could not only be in charge of a country but of her own sexual predilections. HMM, THANK GOD TIMES HAVE CHANGED???
Anyway, Catherine used her money to finance this fuck pad room in her castle that was an homage to doin’ the nasty. Catherine’s Pinterest board must have looked like a fucking PornHub screenshot because this is what that beautiful proud slut decorated her lair with:
A chair that is so classically beautiful and…oh my damn…what in the hell..
IS THAT CHAIR SUCKING A DAMN DICK?
THAT IS THE DEVIL AND HE IS EATING A PUSSY LIKE HELLFIRE’S GONNA SHOOT OUT OF IT
YOU NOT A BAD BITCH UNLESS YOUR OFFICE CHAIR HAS A PANTALOON-LESS VULVA AIRING ITSELF OUT ON IT.
THERE ARE GIANT WANGS GROWING OUT OF GIANT CHI-CHIS HOLDING UP A CORNUCOPIA OF FINELY-CRAFTED, CLASSICAL ASS, BAROQUE ASS, ROCOCO ASS GENITALS. HOW THE FUCK YOU GONNA GO TO IKEA AFTER THIS SHIT?
I wish there were more pictures of the original pieces, but in the 50′s some uptight German Army dipshits destroyed her collection because it gave them shameful boners or something. An artist has recreated her utilitarian odes to fuck, but it is truly sad that we cultured skanks can never appreciate such high art in its original glory. Damn, Cathy. Respect.
THIS IS AMAZING.
Catherine the Great is my spirit animal for so many reasons, not least THIS.
A DICK TABLE
…a whole dick table
The day I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead.
I guess you could say her taste in furniture was pretty pro-dick-table.
“Damn, Cathy!” 😂😂😂
SASUKE LITERALLY JUST SAID
“YOU’RE DAMNED ANNOYING”
GENJUTSUS HER DOWN WITH THIS
SAYS SHE WAS DAYDREAMING THE ENTIRE TIME
SAYS HE’S “NOT INTERESTED IN HER AT ALL”
AND THE SASUSAKU FANDOM STILL
CAN’T
TAKE
THE HINT?!?!?
SasuSaku peeps have persistence and patience, like Sakura. Good for them, those actual idiots, but they lack one vital thing:
I swear, some of them read at a fifth grade level, confusing their head canons with ACTUAL canon.
It’s great to interpret head canons, its fun, but when they claim that it’s all true when the fact that it’s not was LITERALLY STATED OUT LOUD MORE THAN ONCE, we’ve got a problem.
This always gave me the impression that this symbolizes Sakura understanding that Naruto and Sasuke had a bond that she couldn’t quite touch, as if subconsciously she always knew since then that what Naruto and Sasuke had was deeper than assumed.
Couldn’t agree more to be honest.
One of the arguments that bug me a lot is “Naruto is happy and he has a family so you should stop insulting the ending” + putting hundreds of pictures from the Last movie to prove it.
The problems with this argument are so much and you don’t even have to be a shipper, being a Naruto fan is enough to see just how wrong it is and how forced all of this looks which apparently makes you a “salty fan”.
The “Naruto” we see in the movie is nothing like the canon!Naruto. I haven’t seen the movie nor am I planning to do this but from the spoilers, people who watched the movie, twitter and the reviews in Yahoo Japan the amount of people who said that the way the movie describe Naruto’s character is awful and he doesn’t even seem like himself.
I do understand that in the end Naruto is shown happy and with a family but what do you also notice in this picture:
Where is the man whom he followed and searched for, fought tooth and nail to bring back, adressed as him as his best friend and said that his heart hurts when he sees him in pain? Where is Uchiha Sasuke with whom he has the most important bond in the whole manga?
Where is the girl who saved his life many times, was his emotional and physical support, who made his heart beat again, who was the breath in his lungs when he didn’t have the power to breathe himself? Where is Haruno Sakura who fought for his dream, who was ready to give up on her dreams to make his come true, and whom he loved all this time?
Where are Iruka, Kakashi, his friends?
What happened to Naruto who swore to change the world and bring piece to the world? Who never gives up and fights till the bitter end, who brought piece to the world yet apparently he doesn’t have time for his own son and makes him go through the same pain of loneliness that he has been through?What happened to Naruto who swore to protect his friends?
He was supposed to surprass the previous generation - him becoming Hokage isn’t enough. Why isn’t Sasuke home? Why did he gave up on his love? Why was Team 7 replaced with a side character who doesn’t even know Naruto’s true self? This isn’t about ships - this is about the fact that Studio Pierrot is trying its hardest to replace the important people in Naruto’s life and give their role to Hinata just to make her rellevant. It’s about the fact that they turned Naruto into a scumbag and changed him entirely to fit Hinata. Because they didn’t get together because of development or proper interaction - someone had to suffer around them just so they can interact, just so Naruto can pity her and get together with her. They had to steal Narusasu and Narusaku moments and transform them in order to fit Naruhina, in order to give NH relevance.
As a matter of fact Naruto didn’t make all of his dreams come true. Sasuke isn’t here for him, isn’t in the village, he not only didn’t win Sakura’s heart but also lied about his feelings and Team 7 isn’t even together.But of course SP will draw him being happy, because this is how they want us to see it. But the real Naruto wouldn’t even want to become like that.
Do not mistake Naruto Uzumaki in canon manga (1-698) with the Naruto created to fit Hinata’s character in this movie.
Genderbent Team 7 (Sans Yamato, sorry!)
Just practicing a few things.
I know that people often associate Naruko with a fem-Naruto, but I wanted to try to go with something as close to the original in terms of hair styles. Naruko is very cute, but I just picture a fem-Naruto as being a great deal more tomboyish.
Sasuke and Sai don’t look that much different. With Sasuke I just relaxed his hair a bit, femmed his eyes, angled his jaw, slapped some boobs on him and he was good to go. Sai was basically just lengthening the hair, modifying the jawline, pouting the lips a bit more, and femming the eyes.
Sakura was the hardest out of all of them — there isn’t much that hasn’t already been done for her genderbent form.
And I accidentally made Kakashi look like a yankee. ^.^;
KAKASHI IS FUCKING HOTTER?!
I think my skill is back ! XD
If you hate Rika,Please don’t Drama.When I play every route,I don’t like Rika a little too.I think she is kind and love animal.
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The hardcore way to eat ramen: 1. Boil water 2. Eat block of ramen 3. Drink boiled water 4. Snort flavored powder 5. Fuck bitches
you looking for this my friend?
why is there a gif for this
ITS BACK MY FAVORITE POST ON THIS FUCKING SITE IS BACK
Cloud Strewn Skies Of My Neighbor Totoro - Art Director Kazuo Oga (1988)
Anonimus opinion: you're great person! And btw,everyone in naruto fandom talk about some "SP" ...what sp present?
Awh! Thank you, anon ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
SP is the abbreviation for Studio Pierrot who is a Japanese animating studio and they are the ones who animate Naruto.
Many fans dislike the studio because a lot of their work is at a very low standard. Here are a few examples:
That doesn’t mean that they can’t do good animation. They are actually capable of outstanding animation. But, they like to spread their budget around and put money on more important parts of the story. Another element is their favouritism with certain characters. This leads me onto my second point of why people dislike SP so much.
To put it simply, they absolutely adore Hinata but they don’t like Sakura. Some people say it’s due to their characters, some say it’s because of their chest sizes or just simply because of their popularity amongst fans. You can read this short analysis which shows how much effort was put into one short scene where Hinata was confessing compared to other episodes.
I’d just like to add my own two cents into this from recent episodes. So, I’m sure you know that the last few episodes of Naruto Shippuden were filler episodes about Naruto’s and Hinata’s wedding. This is what the first few episodes consisted of:
You get the point. Now, as soon as Hinata shows up in the episode, she gets all the spotlight.
You can see just how much effort was put into animating her. Her hair, eyes, clothes and even lighting has so much precise detail. SP is basically pushing it all out just for her. Whereas Sakura is made to look like this:
In one episode they even made Sakura and Ino fight over who is more womanly and Ino used the argument that Sakura has a small chest so she is obviously less feminine. This just shows how sexist the studio is. In their view, big boobs = more womanly. And that is the main reason why Hinata gets the spotlight and why she ended up with Naruto.
In The Last, the animation is probably at it’s best and it’s pretty obvious why. Because the movie is Hinata-centred. It’s so obvious how much time and effort they put into that movie just to show-off Hinata and obviously make her look better. They even put her in an outfit which showcased her boobs even more (proving further how sexist SP is).
Even in the new Boruto series, Hinata is getting so much unnecessary screen time (even more than Naruto himself).
I’ll just leave these here:
Such unnecessary close contact, I love it
This never gets old.
“Let me just… sensually intimidate him, ah, yes- perfect”
okay y’all can say i’m reaching and shit
but
I feel that in this scene Sasuke was questioning Naruto’s question because he thought his actions said everything. It’s as if Sasuke’s saying: “Are you serious, Naruto? You’re asking me ‘why’? Isn’t it obvious?”
And right after, this happens:
”Hmph… You are an idiot, after all” (and that little smile indicates that Sasuke feels no regret for jeopardising his own life just to protect Naruto)
Whilst Naruto is slowly realising what happened and why Sasuke did this.
Ur a strong, independent sasunarusasu shipper and you don’t need no canon
and I’m always here to call u cute and gush about it with ya
