everyone's like wehhhhh why doesn't doctor house gets suuuueeed! like my man. literally every patient he sees is someone that's been trying to find a diagnosis for ages. i could live with a little medical malpractice if it were coming from someone ready to break into my home to look for allergens and not simply half heartedly listen to me before suggesting I lose weight and take ages of back and forth arguing to order a single test

"it's medical malpractice" have u ever been a doctor? most medicine is malpractice. let the man limp around chewing vicodin doing 50 invasive tests please

Once Taub (derogatory) derisively said about a patient with unexplained chronic pain “7 doctors couldn’t find anything wrong with him, what does that mean?” and House replied without even thinking “it means they’re idiots” and proceed to work his ass off to diagnose the patient Taub wanted to write off as a faker or something. If a doctor had said that when that patient was ME, I wouldn’t dream of suing them in a million years

I activate my fucking Target Vision

Threat identified. Target Neutralized

the amount of posts from tumblr staff members scolding users for not wanting to give them money is truly incredible. every single complaint about the website is met with “well maybe if you gave us enough money 💅” truly undefeatable business strategy. when i got banned from mass reporting and their email support blocked me an actual post i saw from a real staff member on here in response was that we “aren’t giving them enough money” to afford moderation that isn’t completely automated. not to mention this kind of shit from official blogs:

it’s truly fucking astonishing. did they think they just got lucky that Yahoo sold tumblr for $1 billion less than they bought it for? do they think if they yell at us enough we’ll feel like we owe something to an unprofitable business model? if you can’t figure something out that is literally not my problem. sorry interest rates aren’t 0% anymore and you can’t run businesses at a complete loss forever now. sell the platform to the next schmuck dumb enough to buy it or shut it down. we will literally just find somewhere else to post.

It’s working guys you’re making tumblr $30+ million dollars it’s really happening!

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Krakoa is kinda insane if you think about it for more than 5 seconds. Like a hero group just fucked off to an island and made an ethnostate imagine if Tony Stark did that

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the difference is tony stark is not part of an oppressed genetic minority hope this helps <3

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@terrigender ik you ain’t talking w inhuman in your bio

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Just because I’m inhuman doesn’t mean I agree with every single thing the Royal Family does. Funny how every inhuman seems to get that but every mutant I’ve ever met has to deep throat Xavier’s entire dick and balls

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don’t you have a genocidal mist to vape

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OP really thinks that their highly stratified eugenics based caste system is equivalent to an independent socialist mutant nation made to protect us from extinction

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That is a vast oversimplification of the very delicate political situation in Attilan and honestly you really shouldn’t be speaking on this without at least a base understanding of inhuman culture

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girl i dont gaf go back to the moon

Here’s the rest it’s just as funny

stop removing usb ports and audio jacks and buttons from electronics stop it you're hurting them stop it stops top stop it

i think we could reform pangaea if we all tried hard enough

if we all just got in the water and pushed

People will say literally anything about one piece

In ome piece theres an island with really long horses that are called hooooorses

I wasnt joking about this

YOU’RE FUCKING KIDDING ME

let's draw a horse

Legs are looking a little weak at the moment

final moments left to take part in horse creation!

Good job, everyone!

This horse is proportioned like a Quetzalcoatlus

are we sure op isn't just building a quetz

eminem the building is crumbling i dont think we'll make it out

gay eminem on 9/11: that plane just flew into a lower floor/id like to suck a man just once more

you have managed to condense three new post ideas into just one post

we have already. They don't know exactly what is up with it, other than the sweat being slightly more acidic than normal and the acidic mantle being thicker and Way more acidic than normal, but it doesn't seem to have anything to do with acidosis. As far as we have tested, our family has had this since at least my great grandpa, and the guy lived to be 93 years old.

What the fuck.

op is a xenomorph descendant from that one time ripley fucked the queen

new favorite image: all 2,700 possible tropical fish variants in minecraft

Shoutout to the bitches that still follow me after I switch up my hyperfixation every 4 months, y'all are the real OGs, here's a king sized candy bar

Ohohohoho!! Allow me!

someone correcting me on something i said to be silly on purpose and now theyre treating me like im stupid

IM PLAYING! IM PLAYING!!!! WHY ARENT YOU PLAYING WITH ME WHY ARE YOU PUTTING AWAY OUR TOYS

like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point

nothing is illegal in the CYBER WORLD

let me out of the fucking CYBER WORLD

wildest argument against climate change i’ve ever heard

Wаnnа liск Ashley pussy?

no thanks

outta my way gayboy i’m boutta get it

my identity has been stolen

imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc

Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.

*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep

If the Thalmor like eagle🦅so much then why don’t they lay egg🥚

they can and will once im done with them.

Where’s your proof

Me looking down at the egg I just laid (I’m a member of the Thalmor)