"average cat owner spends 3 years in prison" factoid actualy just statistical error. average owner spends 0 years in prison. Miette's mother, who kicked her body like the football and went to jail for One Thousand Years is an outlier adn should not have been counted
Doctor Doom (2019) #7
hold up is that the “I love cocaine” bear
It is. But why??
important discovery derailing this panel thank you for your contribution
Video game cutscene introducing a female non-humanoid alien who looks exactly like her male counterparts because her species isn’t dimorphic in any way that humans can perceive, but the camera angles and audio cues still do the thing. All slowly panning over her dorsal ridges before getting to her light-sensing organs and lingering on her secondary manipulator appendages just a bit too long.
“Don’t remake movies like Beauty and the Beast in live action, remake unappreciated movies like Atlantis or Treasure Planet in live action” Can you imagine for a second what a green-screen CGI nightmare a live action Treasure Planet would be like. The cat lady wouldn’t even be hot.
wandering-sooty
Give me megamind with Henry Cavill as metroman
It's hilarious to me when people complain about AO3 and its policies, and what they allow on the site - but it's ESPECIALLY funny when people complain like "Why can't the freaks make their own site and just go there?"
Sweetie... AO3 is the site for that. Y'all invaded our space.
Wattpad and FFN still exist. Go there. They're as shitty and G-rated as you want. You can't have the luxuries that AO3 offers if you're gonna be a little bitch about its policies. Imagine walking into a strip club and complaining about the alcohol and naked ladies when there's a god damn Dennys next door you could have gone to. Christ.
Airplane crashed into a cemetery.
Rescuers have already pulled 10,000 dead bodies from the wreckage and are still pulling out more…
I’m so confused. Where will they bury the survivors?
I heard Twitter HQ has quite a lot of space nowadays
okay jeff just hit us with a two hit k.o
Sonic has autism and adhd and angry stims by spinning in place Thank you for listening
Ngl I’m running for President again to get all those top secret documents back
A lot of people are saying I’m running for President to avoid prison or to make money. But the truth is I scribbled the best golf score I’ve ever had on the back of one of those cover sheets, and I want to frame it and hang it in my office
Merrick Garland if you’re reading this I will drop out of the race, give you my testimony AND $200,000 for my perfect, 18 hole in one top secret document
18 holes in one. Nobody has a golf game like me, nobody
why does this airport have a flight to nightvale
Hello....
>ask the flight attendant if the flight is creepy or wet
>she laughs
>"its a good flight sir"
>get on the flight
>its creepy
