new ac: newt-scaxander

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

I always do 😌 - Nay

You can only reblog this today.

if you reblog it on any other day you die

ive waited a year for this <3

I know its a little early but

Jingle Bell Rock w/ my mom

i hate being that person who comments on posts but i just want u all to know that i watch this video all the fucking time every year once it hits september bc nothing gets me more pumped for christmas than this person rocking out w/ their mom while their mom windexes a countertop

Look at this beautiful Floridian Swamp Cat and her adorable kittens.

That There is A Gator

No that’s a Floridian Swamp Cat

When is a good age to lose your virginity? (for anyone)

@wibblywobblyhoggywarts @attack-on-kate @randomirishguy Tag other people if you want, I want other people’s opinions. Please and thanks😊😘

Never

smile

Still one of my favorite photosets in the world. I always hope these two were as happy in life as they look in these photos.

what if an ouija board was like an afterlife call center

“hey joey, line 396 is open. three teenagers in the dark want to talk to some ghost or something” 

“i’m gonna prank them so hard”

“joey no”

“im gonna say i’m satan”

“JOEY THIS IS WHY THEY MADE A SHITTY MOVIE ABOUT US”

*buys a mac immediately*

@attack-on-kate

David Levithan, The Realm of Possibility (via wordsnquotes)

“The Elder Wand,“ he said, and he drew a straight vertical line on the parchment. ”The Resurrection Stone,“ he said, and he added a circle on top of the line. ”The Cloak of Invisibility,“ he finished, enclosing both line and circle in a triangle, to make the symbol that so intrigued Hermione. “Together,“ he said, “the Deathly Hallows.”

I have an Instagram… you have an Instagram. Interesting.  (insta: untextingdylan)