I’m like four days past my bedtime

Nobody scares me more than drunk white men in numbers.

They aren’t drunk…

honey, nobody wears that outfit sober

Fryshadow

very strange how u can talk to someone everyday and still miss them

The “Can Sleep for Hours but Never Feels Well-Rested” Squad

Taurus, Leo, Libra, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Pisces

Scorpio *

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(via may-13th)

When you think a meme is dying out:

This is the worst post I’ve ever seen

Clap your hands if you’re actually low key mentally ill as fuck and can hardly handle anything and you feeling like no one actually likes you at all and all you wanna do is sleep your life away

can you illegally download sleep

what if every time you gained a follower you gained a pound

Are you talking British currency or weight because those are two completely different emotions

today i learned that the first use of “omg" occurred in 1917 in a letter to winston fucking churchill

in case you think im fucking with you:

*sees a kid fall over*

me (under my breath): …..get rekt

“what do you do during the holidays?”

Squidward literally lives in a deluxe 3 floor loft

And he’s a cashier squidward must be on backpage selling ass

Spongebob’s crib got like ten rooms a library and a baby grand piano. Im starting to think the krusty krab was just a front.

ONLY DEAD PEOPLE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS WHEN U DIE AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME

ur insecure ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) i kno what for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ur a bitch ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you like to do for fun.