If dreaming is the way your brain processes the events you’ve experienced in a day, insomnia must be your brain’s way of telling you it doesn’t want to deal with your shit.

Rosy morning porthole view.

This is so calming

I like normal people.

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

This isn’t even an exaggeration

This🙄🙄🙄

*epidemic of porn bots breaks out due to tumblr’s own negligence*

tumblr staff:  We will fix it (:

If this ain’t the tea, tho.

Yet pornbots still exist

It only got 50% of the porn bots. And 50% legit users.

A perfect balance of bullshit and fucking bull shit.

Please, reblog! IIt’s called self defense. Apart from having here, in the US, one of the highest cases of homicide and rape in the world and high rate of GBV, think about how this could help your mother or sister

Aladdin (1992)

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

screenshots dont do this justice

*inhuman clicking*

the millennial steve irwin

Whup Tee Doo

Jo Ann has had ENOUGH

Menő

This the hardest nigga I ever seen this is true big dick energy

God got him

Wow

Found this short documentary from 2014 about him and his forest:

The man turned that barren land into a whole fucking forest by hand for them. Yet they show no interest in investing in its upkeep nor the desire for financial gain via the coconut industry. I just…🙄

*aggressively cares about you but doesn’t want to be clingy about it*

bless Scottish twitter

ya fuckin space slice

when the custodian just mopped and u trying to be respectful 

Honestly if you don’t do this extra pointless ass tiptoe when this happens you’re trash who raised you

True