Things that would fix Star Wars characters

Maul: a stress ball

Anakin: a tiny Lego pod racer set

yoda: nothing he’s irreparable

kenobi: like a little bit of spice in his food. not the drug I’m talking about adding at least some salt and pepper. maybe adding some colour to his wardrobe idk

palpatine: a little cat to sit in his lap. it wouldn’t fix the guy but it would make the movies more enjoyable for me personally.

owen lars: nothing doesn’t need fixing he’s perfect as is

Jocasta nu: a sheet of gold Star stickers

ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

excuse me

Sorry op. That's my friend the Salt Vampire from the Star Trek episode "The Man Trap" which first aired in 1966. Blessings be upon you.

its just i dont feel blessed by its presence is all. sending love your way

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

Gary a freak. eatin ass in public

fruit parade fruit parade a sight that i would never trade all citizens of the land come here hand in hand to see a sight which makes them smile fruit after fruit mile after mile

NON-BINARY SLAY

the non-binary stray

When I say none of them deserved her I fucking mean it

may i present you

reposting this from twitter bc it's making me lose my mind

i saw wallace slice up the moon and eat it as cheese on a cracker as a kid and i just haven’t known true satisfaction since

i’ve spent my whole life chasing this high

if the queen died ten yrs earlier this website wld be full of chibi drawings of doctor who and sherlock Holmes tearfully laying flowers on the steps of buckingham palace

my little cousin confidently declared that mother nature had a counterpart named daddy electric and i feel like this concept needs to be explored

Last night I played the new Minecraft update and during it I jumped into what I thought was a small puddle but ended up being a huge lake full of glow squids and my heart hasn't been that at peace in YEARS (I maybe teared up something something Shakespeare coded)

Can we get the EXU cast to go just a *little* apeshit pls? Two of their besties just got murked and you're tellin me the Champion of the Spider Queen ain't gonna throw hands?

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Need a Scene with Melina and Val either in Thunderbolt or an end credit where Melina Threatens her and tells her to stay away from her daughter. Then we will finally get a glimpse of The Iron Maiden