Eye Of The Universe

Girls

I have a playlist just called girls and its gay and im going to leave it here in lesbian solidarity.

PUT YOUR HANDS UP IN THE AIR

this is so sad… look what evolution has done. why? why did horses have to get big

They are still growing

the first horse…….. was human

@paradise-estate :

There you go!

A perfect time to bring this back:

i hate him

some guy: uhhh there’s a leaf in your water

person who’s about to invent tea: oh haven’t you heard?

I’M SCREAMING I DID NOT KNOW THIS

some guy: uhhh there’s a leaf in your water

person who’s about to invent tea: oh haven’t you heard?

I’M SCREAMING I DID NOT KNOW THIS

The Illustrated Book of Manners: A Manual of Good Behavior and Polite Accomplishments, 1866

“Is the man who is tall happy?”

i don’t know why, but i get the feeling that i need to pack up and leave, that there’s a big trip that i’m about to be making, past the city limits, with glittery star stickers on my dashboard and week old convenience store food in my glovebox. 

Blessed be the ones with stardust in their veins

Glory to the ones who once had halos upon their heads

Praise be the ones who walked among the ancients

Hail to the ones who belonged to nature first

Child of stars what are you waiting for? You don’t belong here, you’ve always known that. You belong among the cosmos. You belong, weightless, among timeless spaces. Foolish star child, wake up. Why won’t you go home?

Please Eat

Can you do this one thing.

I want you to eat.

This body is human, it can only go so long before it deteriorates. You need to eat.

Drink plenty of water, too, this body gets dehydrated awful fast and summer is steadily approaching.

Chocolate is okay, dark chocolate is good for you, enjoy yourselves. Tea and honey is heavenly, pun intended.

Taking hot showers dehydrates you, but they’re the best when it comes to relaxing.

If your mental health is holding you back, and today is one of those days, just sleep. You have all week to garden, go on walks because this body needs exercise.

Can you sleep for me? I know what it’s like to stay away from the bed, but you need it. Maybe the memories will take a backseat for night.

Have sex if that’s what you’re craving, and if sex is repulsive, cuddle on the couch with your friends and watch kid movies and eat pizza.

We have to remember these things, with a human body that gets sick, gets hungry and thirsty, has the dreadful tendency to need sleep. It’s okay, you can sleep. The night will sing to you.

Please eat.

person: are you a boy or girl

me: *points to stars* look at that

me: *sees stars and points at them* yes

person: what?

me: *sounding more forceful* YES

when you’re watching a movie and suddenly there’s a forced hetero romance

you do know that gay people exist outside of yaoi, right

when some rando leaves homophobic comments on a good relatable joke post