Beelzebub's fishnet socks

tony soprano privacy rights activist

translation:

panel 1: the triangle machine is acting up

panel 2: im paid 9.11€ per hour with tax so circle it will be and fuck you

a collection

May i add?

my kings helping to keep the threat away

the biggest scam tumblr pulls is all the people who come here convinced they want to be tumblr famous

the best experience you can have on tumblr is goofing around with your mutuals and one of the worst experiences is having a post with 20k+ notes.

they're calling it the healthiest way anyone's ever engaged with art

Stole these from r/Deltarune

This is really funny on dark mode

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

i use dark mode and i STILL clicked it

Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast

a deeply underrated part of the gay taylor swift conspiracy theories is that if they're right and she really has spent over a decade sending subliminal messages based on minute details for people to decode then she's uuuuuh. I mean she's insane. she's jigsaw. she's the riddler. her dad bought her career because if she didn't have music to distract her she would have started building deathtraps.

thinking about when i mentioned tom and jerry by title alone to my 65 year old father and his only response was to laugh REALLY hard and say "him and that fucking mouse.." while staring into the distance. and then the conversation was over

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

*accidentally spills their water on the button and pressed it while trying to clean up*

So many little friends!

scp experiment log

Does he mean anything to you

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

Wait hold on what was that

I heard so many people talk about romanticizing your life and at first it was annoying but then I was eating an apple and it was red and sweet and I was making an effort to conciously and slowly enjoy my apple because that's what my therapist told me to try to be more in the moment and it was the best apple I ever ate. I ate it slow and really payed attention to the sweetness and the sourness and I was sitting outside under some trees and there was a breeze and I thought: This is a perfect moment, and one day I will wish I had the opportunity to sit here and conciously eat this apple and be happy. Anyways. Try making a big deal out of small things.

Today’s Thistle is: Hanging w/ his kity :)