does anyone want to DRIVE AROUND with me??? god does anyone want to go CAMPING?????? does anyone want to scream and scream and scream and never stop screaming?????
Why would you hide that in the notes
I want an ice maker and enough room in the freezer for a pizza and that is IT.
I want the dumbest fridge you got. Gimme the orange tabby of refrigeration. I want my fridge to pull the wrong lever and turn my enemies into llamas instead of killing them. I want the following features: keeps things cold, has compartment that keeps things colder, a door that opens and shuts.
i think it shld be more widespread for ppl to read aloud to each other as a means of spending time together. like even just a bunch of adults sitting together reading wikipedia articles or something
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wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items
dni if you have no whimsy and no joy for the miracles found within the mundane
children outside screaming: annoying but ultimately for the greater good. children need Going Outside and Screaming Time for proper emotional development. an auditory burden I am willing to bear
neighbor with his car he made louder on purpose: jail for neighbor. jail for ten thousand years
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Humans pretend to be good in small ways for social clout but underneath where it counts, very definitely all selfish and bad.
Also "Underneath where it counts" thought crime isnt real
I guess the bots were like…hibernating through the winter because I had a really blissful period of no mysterious new followers, and now they’re back in droves.
My advice to young people is you WILL start thinking foods are too sweet
me and my brother: *explains how adhd affects us*
our parents: that's not adhd, that's normal
me and my brother: