Nikki Here!!!

This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

For the record the Icelandic police are probably the best police force in the world, There has only been one instance where an officer shot and killed a civilian in the entire history of the country (which is nearly a hundred years) and everyone was completely devastated by it, the police especially — because, as made clear in their statements after the incident, they understand their function is to protect the people. Not to mention that their general police go unarmed except for special squads.

Let’s run through some more facts while we’re on the subject: Compared to 31,000+ shooting deaths in the US in 2009, Iceland had… 4, because they have very rigorous screening processes for gun permits. There is very little economic disparity between upper, middle and lower classes, and social welfare programs take care of their people. Drug use affects less than 1% of the population between 15 and 65 years old, and 90% of drug-related court cases are settled with a fine rather than jail time. Violent crime is virtually non-existent. [x]

Iceland is like if you took the entire idea of chill and personified it as an country, and this exemplifies that. 

I will always love this

This is my bible. Bye.

Anyone else read this with the stereotypical Japanese “punk” accent?

I didn’t just read it in the accent. I felt the accent. 

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絶対必要な単語。ｗ

Also good ones:

ざけんなよ。 zakenna yo. You gotta be fucking kidding me.

そんなばかな！ sonna baka na! That’s ridiculous!

出てけ。 deteke. Leave.

何ってたか、てめえ？特殊作戦群の卒業クラスでは一番だった俺は無数のアルカイダに反して極秘の使命に関わったし、公認キルは３００人以上なんだぞ。游撃戦兵で、自衛隊の最高の狙撃兵だ。てめえなんてありがたりの目標、それだけ。間違いない、この世に見たことない正確にぶっこわすぞ。ネットでそんな悪い口なんて許せると思うのか？考えなおせ。話しながら日本中のスパイネットワークを呼んで、IPをたどってるので、嵐のために準備を。生活と言う可哀想さの殲滅を持ってくる嵐だ。お前はもう死んでいる。 nan tte ta ka, temee? tokushu sakusengun no sotsugyou kurasu de wa ichiban datta ore wa mukou no arukaida ni hanshite gokuhi no shime ni kuwatta shi, kounin kiru wa sanbyakunin ijou na n da zo. yuugeki senbei de, jietai no saikou no sogekihei da. temee nante arigatari no mokuhyou, sore dake. machigai nai, kono yo ni mita koto nai seikaku ni bukkowasu zo. Netto de sonna waruiguchi nante yuruseru to omou no ka? kangae naose. hanasinagara nihonchuu no supai nettowaaku wo yonde, IP wo tadotteru no de, arashi no tame ni junbi wo. seikatsu to iu kawaisousa no senmetsu wo mottekuru arashi da. omae wa mou shindeiru. What the fuck did you say about me you little bitch? I graduated top of my class in the JSDF Special Forces Group, and I’ve been involved in countless secret missions against Al-Quaeda, and I have 300 confirmed kills. I’m trained in gorilla warfare, and I’m the top sniper in the entire Self Defense Force. You are nothing but just another target. Make no mistake, I’ll wreck you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. You think I’ll let you get away with saying shit like that on the internet? Think again. As we’ve been speaking, I’ve contacted my network of spies across Japan, and your IP is being traced, so get ready for the storm. The storm which will annihilate the pathetic thing you call your life. You’re already dead.

↳ The 104th Armin Protection Squad

i like to describe myself as an ayyyyyysexual

not into sex, really into puns

me before posting something on tumblr: no that could offend someone

*checks character’s wiki for some trivia* “deceased”

Okay Tumblr. I need your help.

This is my best friend Dillon. He’s pretty amazing. He is the only person who can handle my panic attacks and help calm me down. He makes me laugh uncontrollably. He is a gentleman (always opens doors for me, makes sure I get home safe, gets me out of situations I am uncomfortable in and even turns around when I take off a sweatshirt just to give me privacy).

Now one thing you may have noticed is that he is pretty attractive. These pictures are from the last several years. I think he is a beautiful man and I’m sure many of you will agree.

However, recently I talked to him and he told me how he always has felt ugly. He truly believes he is not an attractive person.

Well tumblr here’s where you come in.

If this post could get 100 notes by April 13 (his 20th birthday) that would be amazing. For his birthday I want to show him that people out there wanna make him smile and that it’s not just his best friend and mom who think he’s cute.

Please tumblr. I know y’all have this.

You’re living, you occupy space, and you have mass.

You know what that means?

You matter

this is the most inspirational pun i have ever seen

I told my grandma how many of my followers have awful families and my grammy said “Well, tell ‘em I love ‘em lots and happy holidays.” 

So yeah. You all now have a grandma who loves you a ton and wants you to have a good holiday 

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

Why is this not getting around faster

DUDE

then i died in some really strange ways

This meshes with another belief in a scary way for me. You know that myth that says lovers who committed suicide together are reincarnated as twins? My twin sister and I are both terrified of heights, specifically precipices.

oh

No wiser words have been said

new reaction image

A Festive Day in the Life of Dan and Phil! reblog or santa will give you coal

Finding someone from your NOTP whos hates your OTP

*cough, cough* Eremin *cough, cough*

Blest this post omg

YOUR MOM IS A BUS