What A Beautiful Day To Be A Fucking Disaster

Pokemon with Synchronize when they get poisoned:

Pokemon with Magic Bounce when something poisons them:

Fuck you #TARGET . i just want some God damned shoes

I just want some god damned clothes

Guy who’s only ever seen Rocky Horror Picture Show watching his second movie with the word “horror” on the cover.

Guys, he didn’t just co-write RHPS. He’s Riff-Raff.

You love and support trans women!

I decided to share this around Tumblr, as well

#from an art perspective it's also a great use of space and tone#i love the choice of color between soft blue and stark red#the emptiness of the white side of the bg next to the soft blue invoking a feeling that resonates with the subject#this is an excellent piece of art

Faces carved into the walls of the Paris Catacombs

Frenchmen be like “this pitch black cave full of skeletons is not scary enough, I must make it worse”

all you suckers are spending $70 on totk but not me I’m emulating it on tumblr

person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this

something is severely wrong with this website

this is one of those times where tumblr genuinely caught me off guard and i don't have a witty response

I have had enough!!!

everyone posts edits of this image but nobody told me the og was funny as hell on its own

rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

(source)

Audio please 🔉

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

*Bark Bark*

Something's really fucked up about this duck

why I am a perfectly normal duck

another cool bug on this site is when youre on mobile and suddenly the ads will just move and cover the post youre reading

im so sorry ill make it up to you

enjoy the WOOLLY CHAFER BEETLE

"Yo yo, everybody! Put your hands in the air! Who's ready to get FUCKED UP TONIGHT!?"

"Wooo!"

*gentle woodwind music*

something charmingly twentieth century about this

baby girl i have avoided situations that don’t even exist yet