having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

having to ask people if you’re still hanging out is one of the worst things ever . like is our playdate still on? im gonna stab myself

girls will start getting settled for sleep like "wow i'm getting to bed early tonight" and it's 3am

if i got possessed demonically i wouldn’t even notice it. with everything else i’ve got going on

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[Showing you my camera roll] oh yeah heres me lost in the forbidden wood, afraid

Thats me scared because i found the witches hut

These next few are me running

ill have what im having

i think men are too emotional to own websites

I see you’re trapped in my gay and stupid maze again

I've been told before you shouldn't talk about politics or religion on a date because it might make things awkward, so I try to touch on both, partly because those are genuinely interesting subjects and partly because "bad first date" seems a thousand times better than "finding out six months later that you've fucked a staunchly conservative fundamentalist".

Like yeah disagreements are uncomfortable but you know what's worse? Waking up next to a dipshit

*trying to flirt with a guy* I dig your look. I'd love to see you tied to a tree and made to bear the wounds of St. Sebastian. Completely obliterated from every angle *remembers the social contract and gets nervous* Like, the jacket for example, where'd you get that

Haven't been feeling great about my posture. Does anyone have any advice. Here's a super rough sketch of how I often work