the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

if you have a twitter and aren’t following this man, you’re a fucking idiot

i stan a fucking KING

This is some college AU gold

AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

oh my god they were roommates

growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the big baby i actually am.

FINALLY SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO WORDS FOR ME

#realizing and accepting that I am a fucking idiot after a childhood of thinking I was brilliant #has been a slow and painful journey

imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money.

i hate

I’M WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY

Art Critic: the skull in the corner is artfully placed on the periphery of vision to symbolise the omnipresence of death, important thematically to the artist’s conception of life and mortality.

Actual Artist: aw shit, I got all this negative space, guess I’ll stick a skull there that looks pretty rad.

x

me: (emerges from my room at 5 pm)

new roommate: youve been here all day? were you asleep?!

me:

i really hope that all 33k people who reblogged this know that i was serious as hell

yes I am fully aware that I’m The Worst™ but I still wanna be like……. loved and stuff

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I have seen the future and it is bright.

my last words will probably be sarcastic

No offense but I hate it when people sit down next to me to smoke…like sweetie…I was here breathin…