LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

I will stop reblogging this when it stops being awesome.

and accurate.

Today I learned how to hack unmonitored CCTV cameras. I’m currently watching a dog run around in a backyard in Berlin.

update: i found a barn cam that has a horsie in it and i’m in poland AND i have audio output so i can talk to the horsie

update: THERE’S TWO HORSIES AND ONE OF THEM IS A BABY

do u see the horsies 

I’VE FOUND BUNNIES

okay okay now i’ve found dogs

This is the most innocent hack ever

People are letting autocorrect name their Pokemon and it’s beautiful 💕

@ahandaroundyourwrist

if you’re a straight cis dude who is a photographer but all you do is take pictures of women half naked. what you’re doing is not creating art. its not new or controversial. you’re not an artist. stop pretending you are. you’re just another boring straight dude looking to profit from womens sexuality. thanks. 

i get what youre saying and all but like?? art is art??? you cant. define and police. art

im not policing art, because what im talking about isn’t art. its an amateur american apparel ad by some douchebag taking a photography class, thanks bye 

but in your post you stated “youre not making art…youre not an artist. stop pretending you are.” you dont get to say what makes an artist an artist. and yet again, i understand what youre saying. its unoriginal and can be vastlt considered bad. that isnt my issue with the post. my issue is that you want to say what is and isnt art.

its not art, there i said it and nothing happened, looks like i can say what is and isn’t art. the! fuck! are! you! gon! do! about! it! boiiiiii!

Can we seriously cut the bullshit here? Art is art and just because it's a guy taking pictures of half naked women doesn't mean anything about the fact that IT CAN BE ART. Your opinion means nothing. If the photographer believes it's art then it's art. If he just thinks it's an advertisement, then WHO THE FUCK CARES?

Reblog If You Can Take Off Your Bra Without Taking Your Shirt Off.

I think we broke the notes…

i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”

THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES

WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY

what the heLL

Um….guys….

There are negative notes….

WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?

HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!

Its in the black hole of tumblr

At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)

Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..

it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?

now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy

EVERY DAMN TIME

There’s literally nothing there. 

What is this? 

I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise

Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am

WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY

WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK

I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.

ONE.

NOTE.

Oh wow there are seriously no notes..

What the heck.

OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am

WHOA SO WEIRD

I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.

On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.

it’s back

Huh….

I’ll probably always reblog this

I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up

This post is historic

I am a part of history now

XP/98 remix

ok what the fuck

This is the shit man

Learning to swim

therapist: i want to get to know the real you! :-)

me:

this just changed my entire attitude

wow same

I thought I was having a bad day until I saw this.

Put this puppy in office.

This puppy for president.

I swear this partially cured my hangover

My cheeks hurt from smiling

My favorite thing about Tumblr glitches is that they’re never mundane enough to be forgotten about they ALWAYS hit everyone at once and they’re always weird shit like “the buttons stopped working,” or “the note counter disappeared for some fucking reason,” or

OHMYGOD. 

Why would there be a bottle of wine on the stove?!

WTF Barbie you can’t use a cutting board for a bulletin board

BARBIE! you should know better than to leave a cheese grater on the edge of the fridge! someone could get hurt!

Um, okay, DOES NO ONE REALIZE THAT BARBIE is cleaning her kitchen floor with a garden hose? Get it together, Barbie.

OH MY GOD BARBIE! ARE YOU JUST GOING TO LEAVE THOSE DIRTY DISHES IN YOUR SINK? SERIOUSLY GET IT TOGETHER BARBIE!

…Seriously?

People. Wow. Open your EYES.

Is NOBODY going to point out how Barbie is CLEANING HER FLOOR

IN

WHITE

PANTS???

CLOSE THE DAMN REFRIGERATOR! YOUR LETTING ALL THGE COLD OUT!

Barbie, seriously? The blender on top of the fridge? You could get hurt!!1

Guys for the love of god how can you not notice the freaking rat next to the fridge?! WTF Barbie? Clean your house more often, would ya?

Barbie, who the hell puts a calculator on their fridge. COME ON! GET WITH THE TIMES!

I love how everyone pretends not to notice the toaster next to the sink. BARBIE! YOU COULD GET ELECTROCUTED IF THAT FELL IN! GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER GURL!

what the hell is wrong with you people???!?!?!

omfg how can you not notice the fact the fridge has three layers of drawers on the bottom? what the fuck?? barbie fridges dont work that way im sorry

SERIOUSLY?!! YOU PEOPLE ARE SICK! CAN YOU SEE THAT A SERIOUS CRIME HAS BEEN COMMITTED HERE?!!

THAT WALLPAPER! IT’S HIDEOUS! Get a freakin’ sense of style, woman!

theres a dead body

My mom is a mermaid and my dad is a centaur

I guess I got the human halves of my parents. 

My sister was not so lucky.

She has a really great personality.

books-on-tables:

what the fuck

What in the actual fuck?

*slow clap*

My brain just ran out the door… oh shit…

serious mind fuck

Fuuuuqqqq

THIS IS MORE FUCKING COMPLICATED THAN DOCTOR WHO!!! 

Read the entire article about this. It will completely blow your mind. This doesn’t explain it nearly as well as the article.

ALERT! ALERT! BRAIN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING! REPEAT! BRAIN HAS LEFT THE BUILDING!