Absolutely Nothing

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How to flirt with your crush #1

  1. Break your pencil tip, try not to make it look like it was on purpose even though it clearly was.
  2. Turn to your crush and whisper in their ear, in the most seductive soothing voice you can make
  3. “Life without you is…”
  4. Hold up your pencil, a few inches from their gorgeous face
  5. Pointless.”