i love when tragedies are like “the love was there. it didnt change anything. it didnt save anyone. there were just too many forces against it. but it still matters that the love was there”
No but Merlin's ass holding the mace all wrong and having the balls to ask 'Do you yield?' is so funny to me
Do you think about the fact that Nimueh didn’t kill arthur because it wasn’t his destiny to die by her hand but tried to kill merlin with the poison ? And TECHNICALLY it worked, she did kill him.
season 1 arthur: magic is evil and my dads right about everything
merlin:
merlin: i can fix him
kilgharrah: a half cannot truly hate that which makes it whole… you and arthur are two sides of the same coin… he is your destiny
merlin, who hasn’t slept in three days and is currently wanted dead by twelve different people: stop fucking calling me gay
And today, my friends, marks the day I was asked by a therapist what is your motivation for staying alive? And I looked that poor woman straight in the eyes and said, I haven’t worn a dagger in a thigh strap yet.
I love the film version of nimona but I do find it very funny how they’re like ‘ambrosius cut off ballister’s arm but he didn’t mean to 😢😢😢 he was just traumatised and reacting to a dangerous situation 😢😢😢’ whereas in the comic it’s like ‘ambrosius shot ballister with a laser canon that took off his whole fucking arm just because he couldn’t bear to lose lol. Lmao, even’
Duke: Bruce, can you sign something for school?
Bruce, shaking his head: If I sign this, you're going to have to learn how to forge my signature. If you sign it from the start, you'll be able to sign whatever you want and they'll never know.
Ok. But. Imagine Dick had that idea. He signed every single thing for school himself.
Then he left and Jason got adopted. Dick didn't want any of the teachers to catch on when "Bruce's" signature suddenly changes. (Because Dick was like 8, so he didn't copy Bruce's signature at all, just signed his name a particular way and stuck with it because changing it would cause issues and it was still working) So Dick goes to Jason and tells him all about it... and proceeds to sign everything for Jason with Bruce's name too. Eventually teaching him to forge it himself etc. (But it's still that fake-ass signature that Dick came up with at 8)
And then comes Tim. Who doesn't want to bother Bruce anyway so when Dick offers to teach him the signature? He's delighted.
Finally. Damian. Dick is his guardian. So Dick signs. (His own name.) And with all the Bruce is dead/battle for the cowl/Bruce is alive-drama going on he honestly... just kinda forgets about the signature.
Until. Damian mentions in passing that Bruce signed the field trip permission slip he turned in.
All the blood leaves Dick's face. A ruse they kept going for almost twenty goddamn years. Ruined. And they're about to be caught. Because his Bruce signature? Pretty damn far from the original.
Bruce gets called by the school. He gets toled Damian tried to forge his signature. He's confused. He did sign that. But he decides to investigate first. Bruce asks the teacher if he can see some samples of the different signatures.
At the school Bruce realises what a dumbass he is never having questioned that he didn't need to sign anything for any of his kids.
He tells the teacher he'll talk to Damian, but he still has permission to go on the field trip.
At home.... Bruce tries to learn his own fake signature.
(Sorry for hijacking your quote)
Part 2 of Nimona as no-context quotes from my friend group :)