WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE

maybe tumblr isnt for me

im crying lmao

character growth

— Frank Bidart, from “Half-light: Collected Poems 1965-2016; ‘In The Ruin’", published c. 2017.

I let my cat smell a banana and now he won't talk to me

You don't understand our relationship

THE FLY  1986, dir. David Cronenberg

White dads when you talk to them about mental illness

being an unreliable narrator is inherently homoerotic

what do you have to hide? your sexuality?

i'm sorry?

OP: makes a clearly worded post that leaves no ambiguity as to their meaning

some 19-year-old: but have you considered that this may not apply to the entirety of the human experience, and that you are in fact evil

sometimes the 19-year-old is 15 and sometimes they’re 37.

i’m watching a british youtuber’s birthday stream and an aussie viewer sent in a comment saying “why was he born so beautiful, why was he born at all? because he had no say in it, no say in it at all” which was received with confused existential horror, and this is how i just discovered that australian happy birthday songs are not universal

oops

do you not sing this in other countries?!?!??

NO we do not sing a lament for someone’s personal beauty wishing they’d never been born. That is some weird Greek tragedy shit.

What the actual fuck? Are you okay Australia?

Seeing ads for perfume is so crazy.. like girl what do they smell like

Perfume ads be like

this book would have been so much more insane if dracula also kept a journal

#example entry: hehehe I’m gonna getcha (via doctor-rat-bastard)

I refuse to let people forget the time someone on tumblr staff sent a random blog an ask about chubby white dudes

A rat pulls a gun on a cat in Now You Tell One (1926) directed by Charles Bowers and Harold L. Muller

what the fuck is this real

gonna try using tumblr on my 3DS

i have successfully logged in after 5 attempts

there are no images and very little CSS that works. i am amazed that I can see icons at all

damn i can’t believe the ds brings you the full mobile experience like this

due to personal reasons i will be image

its jast one of those days. u dont wanna wakeup. everything is fuck. everybody suck

if memory serves…….. if memory slays…..

coca cola ceo coming up with the recipe in 1885

ALT

::touches the ground:: something bad happened here

I asked my favorite pharmacy tech abt the sign when I went back later and he just gave me to TIREDEST look I have ever seen in my life over his glasses

Beastie it's literally 5 hours old