Let this be my war paint. My shining shield. My safety. My home. Let this stand for what I need to show the world. Let this be a haven I can return to. My sterling blade. My sharpened spear. My safety. My home. Let this flag fly. Braver than I might ever be. Let it show my face. Let this be my war paint. Let me stay.

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This may be the best book I have ever purchased. It is definitely in the top 10

whAT BOOK IS THIS

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To Be or Not to Be by Ryan North.  Hamlet as a choose-your-own-adventure book.

alfred during the 2k16 election

america: bye america
america: its been weird
canada: wait what u cant do that
america: bye america
Person 1: I'm straight.
Society: Cool!
Person 2: I'm asexual.
Society: Whoa. Don't label yourself.

“I don’t understand asexuality. That can’t be a real thing.” Well I don’t understand calculus. I guess that means it’s not real either. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned

me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields

what?

I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep

hope youre okay

when ur otp is suddenly disrupted by a new character:

when that new character is the opposite gender:

when theres a forced heterosexual relationship:

Asexual FAQ

What is asexuality?

- Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction.

What is sexual attraction????

Sexual attraction is the desire to be sexually intimate with a person. It’s like looking at a person and knowing that, given the chance and the right circumstances or whatever, you would totally have intercourse with them.

What is an ace?

- An ace is a personal who identifies with asexuality.

What is the asexual spectrum?

- The ace sexual spectrum includes but is not limited to:
- Asexual
- Grayasexual
- Demisexual
- Lithsexual

What is gray-asexual?

- A gray-asexual person experiences sexual attraction rarely or in small amounts, they exist in the “gray” area between asexual and sexual.

What is demi-sexual?

- A demi-sexual person does not experience sexual attraction unless a strong emotional connection or similar requirements have been met.

What is libido?

- Your libido is your sexual drive, the instinct that pushes people toward having sex.

What is arousal?

- Arousal is the state of being reactive to stimuli.

What is sex repulsion?

- Being sex repulsed means that you are repulsed by sex. A sex repulsed person may feel disgusted or uncomfortable about matters concerning sex. Like many things this can exist on a spectrum of being highly sex repulsed, or only a little sex repulsed.

What is aesthetic attraction?

- Aesthetic attraction is an attraction to something that is not sexual or romantic in nature.

What is the black ring and why do aces talk about it?

- Some asexuals wear a black ring on the middle finger of their right hand in order to show pride, signal other aces, or other such things.

How do I know if I’m asexual?

- This is not a question we can answer for you. Exactly how you know is ultimately up to you. It is always a good decision to research everything that you can until he find something that is comfortable for you. A good question to start with is “do I feel sexual attraction?” If you don’t you may be asexual.

Am I too young to be asexual?

- No, you may identify with asexual or any other sexual identity at any age?

Do I have to “come out” to other people?

- No, only if you want to.

Sometimes I desire sex. Does this mean I’m not asexual?

- No. Your sexual drive and your sexual identity are not one and the same.

Sometimes I get turned on. Does this mean I’m not asexual?

- No. Asexuals can experience arousal.

I watch porn, read smut, have sex, masturbate, ect. Does this mean I’m not asexual?

- No. Your sexual behavior and sexual identity do not define each other.

What is aromantic?

- An aromantic person experiences little or no romantic attraction to other people.

What is included in the romantic spectrum?

- The romantic spectrum includes but is not limited to:
- Aromantic
- Biromantic
- Panromantic
- Lithromantic

What is biromantic?

- A biromantic experiences romantic attraction to two or more genders.

What is panromantic?

- A panromantic experiences romantic attraction to all genders.

What is a crush?

- A crush is the romantic attraction to a person, the desire for a romantic relationship.

What is a squish?

- A squish is an aromantic crush; it is the desire for a relationship that is platonic in nature.

Am I too young to be aromantic?

- No, you can identify with any romantic orientation at any age.

How do I explain asexuality to other people?

- A good place to start is with a definition. Offer them resources that they may check out to help them understand.

I want to get married and have children, etc. Does this mean I am not asexual?

- No. Asexuals are capable of successful relationships and marriages and can be great parents.

What is lithsexual?

- A lithsexual person experiences sexual attraction to others but does not wish for it to be returned.

What is allosexual?

- The opposite of asexual; the experience of sexual attraction.

Can asexuals have fetishes, kinks, etc?

- Yes.

Can asexuals enjoy cuddling, kissing, physical contact, etc?

- Yes.

Can asexuals have successful relationships with non-asexual people?

- Yes.

What is lithromantic?

- Lithromanticism is the experience of romantic attraction without the desire for it to be returned?

Is asexuality and aromanticism related?

- They can be, however not all asexuals are aromantic or the other way around.

Can asexuals enjoy masturbating?

- Yes.

What is the cake thing?

- It is a joke based off the concept that an ace would rather eat cake than have sex.

I have never had sex, kissed someone, etc. Am I still asexual?

- Yes, you can be asexual regardless of sexual behavior or experience.

Can allosexual people be sex repulsed?

- Yes.

How is asexuality different than celibacy or abstinence?

- Celibacy and abstinence are voluntary. Asexuality is not.  

What is sensual attraction?

- Sensual attraction is the desire for sensual, but not sexual, things with people. It includes things such as cuddling.

Can I be (blank) and (blank) at the same time?

- Yes, you can be any combination of romantic and sexual orientations.

What should I do if someone dismisses my asexuality?

- You may want to consider explaining what it is and offering them resources where they may learn and come to understand that it is a thing that existence. If they are making you uncomfortable in any way, you may want to consider no longer associating with them.

How do I tell my significant other about my asexuality?

- By communicating with them. Tell them what it is and what it means for you and your relationships.

I feel guilty because I do not want sex with my partner, what do I do?

- Communicate with them.

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