Let this be my war paint. My shining shield. My safety. My home. Let this stand for what I need to show the world. Let this be a haven I can return to. My sterling blade. My sharpened spear. My safety. My home. Let this flag fly. Braver than I might ever be. Let it show my face. Let this be my war paint. Let me stay.
alfred during the 2k16 election
“I don’t understand asexuality. That can’t be a real thing.” Well I don’t understand calculus. I guess that means it’s not real either. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊
you: *eats 100 ears of corn in two hours* I am the corn king! I cannot be outcorned
me: *eats 101 ears of corn in ten minutes* just another day in the corn fields
what?
I don’t know. i woke up at 6am, wrote this, and went back to sleep
hope youre okay
when ur otp is suddenly disrupted by a new character:
when that new character is the opposite gender:
when theres a forced heterosexual relationship:
“that character can’t be gay, they dated someone of the opposite gender once!”

WE DONT NEED WORDS
I love this post so much
Asexual FAQ
What is asexuality?
- Asexuality is the lack of sexual attraction.
What is sexual attraction????
Sexual attraction is the desire to be sexually intimate with a person. It’s like looking at a person and knowing that, given the chance and the right circumstances or whatever, you would totally have intercourse with them.
What is an ace?
- An ace is a personal who identifies with asexuality.
What is the asexual spectrum?
- The ace sexual spectrum includes but is not limited to:
- Asexual
- Grayasexual
- Demisexual
- Lithsexual
What is gray-asexual?
- A gray-asexual person experiences sexual attraction rarely or in small amounts, they exist in the “gray” area between asexual and sexual.
What is demi-sexual?
- A demi-sexual person does not experience sexual attraction unless a strong emotional connection or similar requirements have been met.
What is libido?
- Your libido is your sexual drive, the instinct that pushes people toward having sex.
What is arousal?
- Arousal is the state of being reactive to stimuli.
What is sex repulsion?
- Being sex repulsed means that you are repulsed by sex. A sex repulsed person may feel disgusted or uncomfortable about matters concerning sex. Like many things this can exist on a spectrum of being highly sex repulsed, or only a little sex repulsed.
What is aesthetic attraction?
- Aesthetic attraction is an attraction to something that is not sexual or romantic in nature.
What is the black ring and why do aces talk about it?
- Some asexuals wear a black ring on the middle finger of their right hand in order to show pride, signal other aces, or other such things.
How do I know if I’m asexual?
- This is not a question we can answer for you. Exactly how you know is ultimately up to you. It is always a good decision to research everything that you can until he find something that is comfortable for you. A good question to start with is “do I feel sexual attraction?” If you don’t you may be asexual.
Am I too young to be asexual?
- No, you may identify with asexual or any other sexual identity at any age?
Do I have to “come out” to other people?
- No, only if you want to.
Sometimes I desire sex. Does this mean I’m not asexual?
- No. Your sexual drive and your sexual identity are not one and the same.
Sometimes I get turned on. Does this mean I’m not asexual?
- No. Asexuals can experience arousal.
I watch porn, read smut, have sex, masturbate, ect. Does this mean I’m not asexual?
- No. Your sexual behavior and sexual identity do not define each other.
What is aromantic?
- An aromantic person experiences little or no romantic attraction to other people.
What is included in the romantic spectrum?
- The romantic spectrum includes but is not limited to:
- Aromantic
- Biromantic
- Panromantic
- Lithromantic
What is biromantic?
- A biromantic experiences romantic attraction to two or more genders.
What is panromantic?
- A panromantic experiences romantic attraction to all genders.
What is a crush?
- A crush is the romantic attraction to a person, the desire for a romantic relationship.
What is a squish?
- A squish is an aromantic crush; it is the desire for a relationship that is platonic in nature.
Am I too young to be aromantic?
- No, you can identify with any romantic orientation at any age.
How do I explain asexuality to other people?
- A good place to start is with a definition. Offer them resources that they may check out to help them understand.
I want to get married and have children, etc. Does this mean I am not asexual?
- No. Asexuals are capable of successful relationships and marriages and can be great parents.
What is lithsexual?
- A lithsexual person experiences sexual attraction to others but does not wish for it to be returned.
What is allosexual?
- The opposite of asexual; the experience of sexual attraction.
Can asexuals have fetishes, kinks, etc?
- Yes.
Can asexuals enjoy cuddling, kissing, physical contact, etc?
- Yes.
Can asexuals have successful relationships with non-asexual people?
- Yes.
What is lithromantic?
- Lithromanticism is the experience of romantic attraction without the desire for it to be returned?
Is asexuality and aromanticism related?
- They can be, however not all asexuals are aromantic or the other way around.
Can asexuals enjoy masturbating?
- Yes.
What is the cake thing?
- It is a joke based off the concept that an ace would rather eat cake than have sex.
I have never had sex, kissed someone, etc. Am I still asexual?
- Yes, you can be asexual regardless of sexual behavior or experience.
Can allosexual people be sex repulsed?
- Yes.
How is asexuality different than celibacy or abstinence?
- Celibacy and abstinence are voluntary. Asexuality is not.
What is sensual attraction?
- Sensual attraction is the desire for sensual, but not sexual, things with people. It includes things such as cuddling.
Can I be (blank) and (blank) at the same time?
- Yes, you can be any combination of romantic and sexual orientations.
What should I do if someone dismisses my asexuality?
- You may want to consider explaining what it is and offering them resources where they may learn and come to understand that it is a thing that existence. If they are making you uncomfortable in any way, you may want to consider no longer associating with them.
How do I tell my significant other about my asexuality?
- By communicating with them. Tell them what it is and what it means for you and your relationships.
I feel guilty because I do not want sex with my partner, what do I do?
- Communicate with them.
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