Do you love the color of the szezlong

6. Green one

It's small, it's hard, it hurts you back, it's disgusting. Shit tier szezlong.

5. The upper blue one.

It's a bit too hard and the shape isn't the best think ever. The pillow is immovable and it hurts my fucking neck.

4. The white one (or the lighter gray one as seen in the photo)

The shape kinda sucks but could have been worse.

3. The lower blue one

It's soft and nice so the bad shape isn't the worst thing ever but it lost some points on the pillow cause it was too hard and hurt my neck lol

2. The red one

Very soft very nice! Unfortunately the pillow shape was a bit annoying

1. The darker grey one

IT'S SOFT! IT'S THE PERFECT SHAPE! THE PILLOW IS SOFT AND NICE! I T F U C K I N G S P I N S!! THE PERFECT SZEZLONG!!!

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the thing is this dashboard change isnt the end of the world ill get used to it whatever im just fucking dying of embarrassment that its supposed to look like twitter

twitter gets run over by a bus and the next day tumblr comes 2 school wearing her clothes like. oh my god come on

LA's environmentalist lawyers pulling up to Universal:

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I love this. I’m all for these types of friendships but I think most ppl think anything intimate is too far but friends can do these things too

When I talk about queering friendship this is the type of shit I'm talking about. Just genuine, meaningful gestures and actions of love even within platonic relationships.

Is that a fish in your pocket or is uyor penis wrigglinh and writhing frantically in the hopesof returning to the sea

why is “report hate speech” not one of the default options with “report spam” instead of “report sexually explicit material”. i’m not a cop so i don’t care if people post hole & pole but i would love if i didn’t have to explain every time why it’s bad when there are nazis

Look. I have literally no horse in this race when it comes to the WGA/SAG Hollywood strike. I do not watch enough TV or movies to be affected and I’m not a part of the industry. I really haven’t cared.

As a lawyer and orchardist, however, I am now utterly entranced by the fact that some Universal Studios exec thought it was a good idea to cut down city-owned trees in the middle of summer.

There is no way to get around the absolute clusterfuck they have brought down upon themselves.

and according to the most recent updates the corresponding city institutions say that they didn't issue any permits and are allegedly already investigating the matter

Not looking good for universal right now

(one article if you want to read more but there's multiple articles going up right now so check it out)

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One wild thing about Universal cutting up all those trees is I first heard about tree law like, maybe a month ago. One of my mutuals reblogged that one comic and my reaction was sort of mildly amused, but also a little confused as to why tree law seemed to be so popular of all things

It really feels like some great karmic entity leaned down and said hey here’s the set up to a joke that won’t get a punchline for a little while. But when it does you’re gonna love it

reminder to reblog stuff you like ‼️

never assume your followers follow the same people as you ! every time you reblog something you could be showing someone something new & making them smile like this -> :3

if that's not reason enough , reblogging stuff can give people an impression of your humor and it will probably gradually attract followers with the same-ish humor

also remember you can attack someone's inbox with an assault of likes and rb's and they might turn into your mutual . and then you can fist bump and do the explosion thing. which that is really cool

Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me. Listen to me.

I know there is a lot of discourse (tm) around this right now but listen to me

sometimes you do just have to lie to children.

If, when my toddler is, you know, toddling around saying “mama? Big ball?”

If I were lean down and say “unfortunately the big beach ball for some reason fills you with such an unadulterated rage that is beyond human comprehension that you scream until you pass out, so mama had to remove the beach ball from the premises until you can better regulate your emotions” she would simply stare at me like I had 3 heads full of equal betrayal.

So, for now, instead “big ball went night night!”

Please understand when I say “removed the ball from the premises” I mean I popped it in a fit of exhausted confusion. I murdered the beach ball.

See I’ve lied to you all too and it was better this way.

you can’t just leave this in the tags etc.

You can’t be funnier then me on my own posts, I’m in tears from laughter

These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF

Guys, I'm sure I have a reputation somewhere in this fandom: So what is it? Leave that in my ask box as I ponder over this.

If you’re LGBT reblog and tag with your opinion on beer.

i had a weird dream last night and i dont remember anything about it besides this chart

W-

What’s the middle one???

y'know sometimes fanfiction is just an increasingly convoluted series of setups to make characters sit around and talk about their feelings, and that’s ok

and sometimes it’s an increasingly convoluted series of setups to make characters NOT sit around and talk about their feelings but make it clear that that’s what they should be doing