The signs as how they react to crushes
Aries: Wants their crush to instantly notice them by being overly enthusiastic about their common interest to the point where they come off as a little weird and aggressive.
Taurus: Pretends that they are not affected when their crush finally notices them but freaks out the moment that they get home.
Gemini: Calls their crush bae and stalks them a lot
Cancer: No one knows who their crush is or if cancer even has a crush because the only way they'll ever tell you is if youre their mom.
Leo: lowkey protects their crush and fights for them. Offers their crush jackets when its cold and their last piece of gum.
Virgo: Writes love songs about their crushes and talks about them like they put the stars in the sky but literally runs away the second they see them.
Libra: is surprisingly really shy around their crushes to the point that they have the urge to hide their face when their crush looks at them.
Scorpio: Looks like they hate their crush when in reality they are all they ever think about.
Sagittarius: Always in denial and wont let anyone know that they have feelings but is lowkey begging for their crush to make the first move.
Capricorn: Tweets about their crush, stalks every social media platform they have but will totally be normal when interacting with them.
Aquarius: Wants to tell their crush they love them and does when a friend forces them to.
Pisces: Makes fanfics about them and their crush. Talks to their best friends at 3am about how it hurts to love their crush so much
Signs as things:
one thing: Cancer, Libra, Aquarius, Leo, Taurus, Sagittarius another thing: Gemini, Virgo, Scorpio, Capricorn, Pisces, Aries
the signs as nice feelings
aries: the butterflies in your stomach as you wait for a concert to begin
taurus: the feeling of confidence when you’re wearing the perfect outfit
gemini: the joy of getting a package in the mail that you’ve been waiting weeks for
cancer: the calm you feel while watching the stars
leo: the anticipation when you’re at the very top of a roller coaster about to drop
virgo: the relief in taking a swig of cold water after you’ve been outside in the hot sun
libra: the calm you feel after crawling into bed after a long day
scorpio: the rush you get when you hug a friend you haven’t seen in a long time
saggitarius: the excitement you feel when you hear your favorite song on the radio
capricorn: the peace you feel when talking with someone you trust
aquarius: the calm feeling of a hot shower after being outside in the cold
pisces: the joy of being able to sleep in as late as you want on a day off
Omelet or fried eggs?
Omelet: Taurus, Leo, Pisces, Sagittarius, Gemini, Cancer, Scorpio Fried eggs: Aries, Capricorn, Libra, Aquarius, Virgo