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Ask not for whom the gurdy hurds. It hurds for thee.
They don’t call them hairy screaming armadillos for nothing!
i think I sent an accidental death threat to Fatboy slim smh i was high as shit and in my head I came up with what couldve easily been fatboy slims comeback hit but I knew i had a tendency to forget shit when I came down so I knew I had a small time window so I needed to contact fatboy slim as quickly as I could to sell him this idea but I only had 140 chars to do it so I thought the best way to tweet it was “@fatboyslim you have 6 hours”
i think I sent an accidental death threat to Fatboy slim smh i was high as shit and in my head I came up with what couldve easily been fatboy slims comeback hit but I knew i had a tendency to forget shit when I came down so I knew I had a small time window so I needed to contact fatboy slim as quickly as I could to sell him this idea but I only had 140 chars to do it so I thought the best way to tweet it was “@fatboyslim you have 6 hours”
This is not my beautiful house. Deez are not my beautiful nuts.
fuck i completely forgot i need to curl up on my couch and scroll my phone for six hours. can we reschedule
we moan about how we're reblogging memes about being an adult or with adult themes (not in a sexual way in this case) and how it means we're all getting old, but isnt it great that despite everything we still find fun and humor in our adult lives?
i forgot what website i was on, hold on
“she’s got legs for days” pfffft not impressive. i;ve had mine for years
me, as i force a dollar bill into the self-checkout machine: thats right…..good boy……vore president washington
im begging all of you to stop reblogging th is
Your actions have consequences