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😭😭😭💜💜 miss youuuu!
Holy Shit
My favorite part is kermits legs sticking out from behind her
you're laughing. misha collins posts an un-coming out thread on twitter and you're laughing.
I am apparently working on becoming a local cryptid at the store. Talents include:
- Monitoring the changing of the seasons via mozzarella
- Predicting the weather by picking up a piece of cheese and mysteriously saying “oh, the storm is gonna be bigger than we thought…” just before thunder
- Mind reading, e.g. “Can you help me find a cheese? It’s called, uh… [starts fishing out shopping list]” “Gruyere?” “…yes O_o”
- Mozzarella doubles in sales in the span of a week, right about when the first tomatoes show up
- Cheese that I’ve wrapped in plastic will acquire condensation in a few seconds when it’s about to rain big time
- “Gruyere” is always the cheese people want to show me on their list rather than try to pronounce it.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
Cheesewitching. I respect it.
why do i want to quit every job i start lmao
Hot girls shouldn't work
tea...... what im doing is sick nd unnatural
when you see a Good post, you can say "HEEHO" when the post is Bad, the post is "wawoo"
Wawoo
shut the fuck up
Pro-Capitalist’s defense of capitalism is just explaining how it works, and then when you say “yes I know, I just think it shouldn’t be like that” they explain it to you again but angrier this time
They say “It’s fair because the people who own capital earn all the rewards” and then you say “I dont think owning capital entitles you to all the profits” and then their brain short circuits
“He invested capital”
“Yes and then a thousand other people did work while he sat around and profited.”
“But… he invested capital….”
Remember in 2010 when Taio Cruz said "I throw my hands up in the air sometimes"? I appreciated his restraint. You can't just throw your hands up in the air whenever. There's a time and a place, and that time was 2010, and the place was the club.
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And he looks
Fabulous
tora-lotus
The man has the legs for it honestly
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WORK IT KING!!!
we stan a legend
reblogging for the last part (and also he DOES have the legs for it)
that story is total bullshit and has no source. not one interview with mark bryan mentions this supposed workplace harassment situation. he literally just started wearing skirts and heels because he likes them, its not that deep.
can we stop acting like men need some kind of “gotcha” reason to wear dresses and skirts?? constantly trying to make up some kind of justification for a guy wearing a skirt just helps uphold the shitty idea that clothes are gendered and that people like mark bryan are some kind of mystical outlier for literally just wearing the clothes they want to wear
He actually stated in this interview (2020 in the Süddeutsche Zeitung) that he began wearing high heels because he got bored of wearing suits/ formal clothing.
He said that a friend commented on his legs which would look great in skirts so he decided to give it a try. That’s the whole story.
This website makes me insane
Tumblr makes my head hurt. He still looks fantastic though.
when ppl act like the goal of anti-nazi ppl is to “”change their minds”” about their “”beliefs”” like… that’s…
we don’t give a shit about their ~beliefs~??? I dont care if mr dick is sittin in his house thinking jews are awful. I would LIKE for him to not think that but I ultimately do not care. I do not care about changing his thoughts.
i care about preventing him from having enough of a public platform that he and people like him gain the power to ACT ON those beliefs.
so yes actually! punching nazis when they are trying to be suave on television, such that they are unwilling to try to go and appear suave on television again, does accomplish that.
i dont care what mr dick thinking in the privacy of the hole he crawled out of, at this point. we are at a point where there are way more pressing things regarding nazis. which is like. nazis get to be suave on television.
women in S.T.E.M (smuggling, treason, embezzlement, murder)
My first thought was, “It’s STEAM now, they’ve added arson” and I check the notes and like 15 other people have had the same thought. Well done everyone
White male celeb:
Twitter Stan accounts: Im c rying...literally a baby boy!!! my hearttttt 😩😩❤️ have you ever seen a cuter human being??? oml 💞💞
Ngl this is kinda hilarious
Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."
OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article
Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right
Sacred image
Look a this photograph