Meet Cute
they buy each others merch not to be supportive but to clown on their friends
(audio from monster factory)
the look of utter despair on his face help
happy power wash wednesday
How to tell a deaf dog it's time for a walk.
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People should do more “meet ugly” and less “meet cute”. For example.
- “I broke your nose at a mosh pit” AU
- “I hit you with my car and was the only one to visit you in the hospital” AU
- “You were chased by the cops, got in my car and just yelled ‘Drive!’” AU
- “You punched me in the face while gesticulating wildly to a friend” AU
- “You laughed in a restaurant but you have an ugly laugh and I thought you were choking, so I spent the last three minutes awkwardly humping you while performing the Heimlich maneuver” AU
- “We met each other on a Sunday morning, both doing our walk of shame” AU
- “I get really sick on roller-coasters and you had the misfortune of sitting in front of me so, uh… sorry…” AU
- “You’re the bastard who keeps parking right in front of my house so I retaliated by keying your car and you caught me” AU
- “I work at a department store and if you take out and unfold a shirt and then leave it one more time I’m going to stuff it down your throat” AU
- “You broke into my apartment drunk thinking it was your friend’s house and I should call the cops but my cat kinda likes you so we’re good” AU
- “My new dealer has friended me on Facebook and I’m unsure of how to react to that” AU
- “You saw me reading the same book you did and we got into a heated discussion on how much it sucks” AU
- “This is a five-hour-long plane ride, we’re sitting together and you’re deathly afraid of flying” AU
forgot to post this here after twitter so here it is, a little lipsync experiment to figure out CSP’s animation feature
In no particular order: my favourite parts of the Captive Prince trilogy
- Damen upon discovering Torveld is in love with Laurent: “oh wow I had no idea Torveld had a thing for reptiles”
- Ancel coming out on stage to perform holding a stick and Damen immediately assuming he’s about to shove it in his own ass
- “Your uncle asked me to spy on you by taking you to bed” “did you agree?” “If I bedded you, you’d know it.”
- “I wouldn’t make you do anything distasteful, Nicaise” “looking at you is distasteful”
- “Maybe I’d like you if you were not a foot taller” “It’s considerably less than a foot.” “Feels like more when you argue with me on points of honour”
- Laurent asking Damen how to knock on the door of a brothel: “this is your arena after all”
- “It’s not my fault nobody in your country can think in a straight line”
- “I can’t get to Laurent in time to save him from his attacker!” *grabs sword* “YEET.”
- Aimeric continuously being a cockblock
- Laurent, about to go off on Guion: “Damen is 100% of my impulse control, unfortunately for you he isn’t here right now”
- *laurent is given a pleasure slave who’s pumped to get it on with him* Damen: “You realize he’s gonna make you sit around in his room and do jackshit.”
- “You might have killed Damen!” “That’s the idea.”
- “Who do you want to guard Jokaste’s prison cell?” “Find the two gayest men here and make them do it.”
- Damen, despite being king, standing on Laurent’s command to serve him like some medieval version of “Daddy pass the salt”