FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

My sides

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

those are some fancy guitars

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

String trumpets.

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

I know what a trumpet is I play one

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

I tap keys

But hey what about

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

What about this six-string viola I found?

acoustic trumpet

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen

@xtracheesy

Omg

This is insufferable

I love it

I feel like as a band kid and a piano player this should piss me off more but tbh I think it’s beautiful

Y'all forgot the almighty footer.

^^^Skinny trumpet

Weird ass piano

Indeed a weird ass piano /hj

I got horrible stomach pains and this shits making me laugh for gods sakes that is NOT A PIANO

I played trumpet in band class since 4th or 5th grade bro STOP MAKING ME LAUGH AT THIS

@just-starry-thoughts

It is a beautiful day in the village today

and you are a horrible trumpet

it’s so scary that fish teeth sometimes look like people teeth. you’re not supposed to have that. well maybe piranhas are scared of us having piranha teeth. i will reflect on my human centric worldview (folds my hands behind my back and gazes out at the horizon)

Deinonychus Takedown for animation practice

me when i GET you

If you don't respect straight trans men I'll kill you btw

He's got the power of LIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And stubbornness.

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For all my beloved mutuals who might need it

reblog to give the person you rb’d this from a hot chocolate with whipped cream and marshmallows

🧁🥧🍨☕

Tumblr law: Always reblog the queen.

If you don’t have this on your blog at least once, get out.

A original meme.

WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THE WHOLE MEME WHAT EVEN MY LIFE IS A LIE

The OG of memes.

OH MY GOD I’VE NEVER SEEN THE FULL THING BEFORE. 

3mill+ notes and counting

i deleted my blog and tumblr immediately asked me if i want to sign up again

and here you are

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

This doesn’t sound healing. Sounds like she’s almost mute and borderline catatonic at times following her ordeal.

If this little girl ever hurts herself, do you think she would be to blame?

Or would you consider the many people who forced her into this situation to be responsible?

Those responsible of forcing a 13 year old child into giving birth to her rapists baby:

Clarence Thomas, Supreme Court

Amy Coney Barrett, Supreme Court

Neil M. Gorsuch, Supreme Court

Samuel A. Alito, Jr, Supreme Court

Brett M. Kavanaugh, Supreme Court

And of course... Her rapist, the stranger who forced her pregnancy in the first place!

They all played a part in a 13 year old girl being forced to give birth, and people are acting like this is a good opportunity for her???!!!

I would lack enough sanity to eat myself alive right in the maternity ward.

Fuck the United States

And every "prolife" activist and everyone who voted Republican and every dipshit who voted libertarian or green and every pretentious idiot who thinks they're above politics or two good to vote for the lesser of two evils. It's their fault too.

I’m going to Constantinople, that shit better not be Istanbul

Real shit

in the tags, post where you’re from and list the first animal that comes to your head for each of these:

1. animal associated with sleep

2. animal associated with singing

3. animal associated with jumping/bouncing/hopping

4. an animal that is cowardly

5. a wise animal

6. a cunning/sneaky animal

see my tags for examples of what i mean. i want to see what other people connote animals with.

I'm polish but live in Ireland (🇵🇱&🇮🇪)

1. sheep 🐑

2. parrots/ pigeons 🐦

3. rabbit/ hare 🐇

4. fish/ dogs (literally only because of courage the cowardly dog) 🐟/🐶

5. owls 🦉

6. foxes 🦊

as a huge lover of birds, 90% of the concern against wind turbines being used for energy is literally just pro fossil fuel propaganda. birds ARE at a risk however there is a lot of strategies even as simple as painting one of the blades that reduces a lot of accidental deaths. additionally renewable energy sources will do more in favor of the environment that would positively impact birds (and all of us). one study found over one million bird deaths from wind turbines. while that is a shockingly high number and we should work to drastically shrink it, at least 1.3 billion birds die to outdoor cats on a yearly basis. it was never about caring about birds

there was a study done in 2015 that shows an even greater possible yearly divide than the 2012 one

Parents are like DMs in that they need to be ready to improvise worldbuilding at a moment's notice

And the answer is that the tooth fairy wants fresh teeth

As a matter of fact, if your employer fires you for anything relating to forming a union, that's retalition, and it's illegal under federal law. If this happens to you, vontact the Equal Employment Opportunity Commission.

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been thinking about the word queer lately and it just means so much to me and it's so hard to put into words

like yes "not gay as in happy but queer as in fuck you" but also it feels like so much more

queer feels like a snuggly soft blanket you can burrow into

queer feels like coming in from the cold to find a warm mug of hot chocolate made just for you

queer feels like a tight hug from someone you care about

queer feels like a friend you haven't seen in ages but when you get together it's like you were never apart

queer feels like the first crisp autumn day where you can put on a fuzzy sweater and boots or the first spring day when you can take off your jacket and let the sun warm your skin

queer feels like an afternoon nap with a cat snuggled in your lap or on your chest or at your side purring so softly

queer feels warm and happy and soft and inviting and welcoming

queer feels like "I love you" and "you belong here"

Reblog for reclaiming queer.