It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side, my roommate sleeps on her back, my ex sleeps with everybody. That sorta thing. 

REBLOG OR LIKE THIS IF YOU WOULD WATCH “FAKING IT” IF IT WERE ON NETFLIX

I plan to speak to a Netflix representative on Thursday and I’d like to see how many notes we could get! 

There’s nothing quite like putting one’s unique stamp on a graduation ceremony — and Latinx grads nationwide are making it happen in 2016. This one is stunning: “They tried to bury us. They didn’t know we were seeds.”

PREACH

I’M SCREAMING

I’m Selena 

we’re all Selena

SHEZ-A-CANCER

Like fiery eyeball thing, no problem. But don’t even try to imagine a Samoan elf. (x)

No t no shade but

“Have you had previous retail experience?”

WHOA!

Holy Shit!

this made it on ESPN

matthewfiendman have you seen this?! LOL!

::logs off:

It’s like… brilliant and ridiculous all at once.

literally…..a masterpiece 

My shit

They turned what is arguably the worst song of all time into something amazing

did this person just say hollaback girl is “arguably the worst song of all time”??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

Dead at the “lol you wild. Wyd though”

Mom: Virgo, Capricorn, Libra, Cancer

Dad: Pisces, Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius

Tyler: Sagittarius, Gemini, Aries, Leo

being a female means avoiding eye contact with men to not draw attention to yourself as a potential target

Being a male mean avoiding eye contact with women because they might think we are ugly

hmm yes being a target of abuse is equivalent to thinking you’re ugly

this is literally it. male idea of oppression is women not being sexually available to them when they want them to be. that’s why whiny internet men cry so much about the friend zone. this is literally it for them.

“Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” - Margaret Atwood

awfully relevant.

Fuck you

I have never been so viscerally upset in my entire life.

*angrily slams fist on desk*