(via striderepiphany)

this one is never not funny

LOL

People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™

Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.

Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.

In case you were confused 👌

Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays

White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”

White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”

Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging

neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨

cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺

men: I identify as male.

Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch

atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion

Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)

nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries

Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?

this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it

This post is perfection across the board.

youtubers: hey guys enjoy my videos I make them for your entertainment :) YouTubers™:God damnit only 100k views? Damnit I need more money!!!! Fuck you stupid subscribers

Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.

why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this

13 lel

It means we were friends for a while until the community died and then we forget about Tumblr.

collab with @ahazune 

sketch and character: by Ahazune

lineart, coloring, and shading: me 

time: approximately 4-5 hours.

funny how they mention how much TIME it took

It seems that every time I say this I end up leaving for another few months

type “i am” in the tags and whatever comes up first is your new mandatory kin

I'm trash

@tamitoy @sum-smoothie @cha-ray

@channydraws @perfectlyglitterycollectionblog @shionbluu @tamitoy @yalluw 

@dreamy-94 @channydraws @lovescreepyreadings @long-hair-tol-azzy-boi

“Ehhhh? It isn’t?”

@nikomochi @geistverrse @long-hair-tol-azzy-boi @lovescreepyreadings

@channydraws @long-hair-tol-azzy-boi @aki-yoru-the-small-boss-monster @femalertsans @perfectlyglitterycollectionblog @kriegerragrath

*SCREAM*

What the hell guys?!? Thank you???

@chaoticdoodler @gigagoku30 @peanutable @smushisushi @kanaking @channydraws @kriegerragrath

You can’t fucking change my mind.

@gigagoku30 @kanaking @piixiecv @wannabegamergirl100 @peanutable @herrmann @channydraws @lemonsquizi @asriel-dreem @warutaathefluff

AHHHHH STOP

@animal-guardian @jroxs12pone @metallicartist @gibiesconejo @anikithefox @yaoitrashqueen

I wouldn’t say my art is that good

@saphir-chan22 @alavidere

@thatkatumbreon @mythical-things

@saferoom45 / @askdwayneelliot

@dancing-duo @animal-guardian

@swing-wing @anikithefox

@anon-star @mentalpencil

@anointed-ink @metallicartist

@cardinalart

@hailstormshiploverart

@dreaming-gamer @metallicartist @xxwafflexx @fefendor @saphir-chan22 @van-and-the-cup-brothers @marie-dreamland164 @echo-the-dragon @ask-bendy-theanxiousdork @xio-celestial-bendy @jadethegreendragon @askcornelius @erebuslounge @shaobinlight @askbenzythedemon @askfenzydemon @bendicethedaughterofthedevil @jroxs12pone 

Awwww thanks!

@saferoom45 @mythical-things @xxwafflexx @themarshmellowsnowqueen

Anytime

@allforcartoons @the-vampire-inside-me @mscreepygreen20 @dancing-duo @skye-imagines @dailyskyfox @dappermouth @ask-the-werewolves @thebbros @thelostmoongazer @eliana55226838 @evanlovejoy @always-x3 @askthefallenking-angel @abey-angel @the-golden-library @angel-studios

Aww thank you so much~>///<

Ok..

@persepharusthefandomtrash @astrodius

Im not sure if we’re friends or not buuut… @theoriginalsugardaddy @unorthodox-swing @brinkyinkyfae

Oh you BEST BELIEVE WE FRIENDS MY DUDE-

(Shit, I wish there was an @mutuals command that would let y’all know that I mean EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU has good art)

@deityofgarbage @masked-steamroller @caveplants

@glowinside @xmorganaartx @tinysupervicki

Everyone can fight me..

@glowinside @tinysupervicki

@whitetigerzeph @the-tiniest-galaxy

@chibibiscuit @sihagen @theenglishgent @7inchkara @lonely-gentle-giant @lilyflufflovenaga @reachfortheclouds @miniature-knight @ngeohp @hellcatxd-posts @the-size-controller @dook-spunk @hushabyevalley @hisianspot

@luckycharmy19 @poseidonsgoddess @butterflyboss2 @ultra-the-god

(((o(*ﾟ▽ﾟ*)o)))♡ thank youuuu

Also

@ahazune @chainsaw-lass101

The use of this meme format is incorrect, whoever made this is a stupid and lazy piece of- y'know what I ain't even gonna point it out

This has been in my mind for so long when Valentines day past. I was like “Oh shit, he missed it.” 

Now he will never live down it (or eat chocolate) again and suffers from depression @luckycharmy19 we missed it/forgot LOL 

You forgot about it and now the TIME passed

I should do my homework- *procrastinates by continue fanfic*

Well guess I’ll just try to finish this fic- *procrastinates by reading other fics and being on tumblr*

Well I’m already doin nothing guess I’ll scroll through all the posts i missed and continue reading these fics- *wants to sleep*

CAN U NOT

r o b l o x

I fokin love this

@therealjacksepticeye

You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.

If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.

If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.

If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.

If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

if all the keys are smashed they’re gay

Why?

hasjehskbakdblasbk

if the keys are long and black and white, they’re a musician

if the keys are not on a keyboard, they have normal keys

You can tell a lot about a person based on the wear on their keyboard.

If the spacebar has a smooth circle in the center, they’re a writer.

If the WASD keys are worn out, they’re a PC gamer.

If the Z key has been burrowed through the keyboard to form a hole through the desk, they’re an artist.

If the keyboard is on the floor in a million tiny pieces, the user is a programmer

if all the keys are smashed they’re gay

if all the keys are smashed they got tricked into deleting system32

and still ur tsundereness

i’m so so sorry...

i’m sorry i haven’t been on as much anymore…. i’ve been busy.. with family…

I've been having family problems too, my family is moving alot it makes it hard to stay online

Reblog with your sign in the tags

aries: the definition of a fuckboy but they actually have a soul. literally don’t give two shits about the haters and are some of the most loyal friends i’ve ever encountered. have very sudden growth periods. super dedicated to anything they put their mind to. ALSO OH MY GOD SO GOOD WITH THE TONGUE 

taurus: very eccentric, don’t really know how to deal with emotions. get flustered easily but it’s kinda cute. dreamy demeanor. will ignore the hell out of u if u fuck them over. are lowkey terrified of everything but will probs never admit that as they have some weird element of ego tied into that. 

gemini: really chill people when u get to know them but will scare the shit out of u for like six years if u don’t approach them. do not fucking piss them off as they will butcher yo ass with their tongue and hang u up for the rest of the world to see. probably has daddy issues. writers. really physically attractive and everybody is intimidated as fuck by it. dumb as hell in terms of love and will flirt with you incessantly. REALLY FUCKIN GOOD WITH THEIR HANDS LIKE DAMN. 

cancer: big hearts. fuckin adorable little water signs that are likely drowning in a puddle of their own tears. do not know how to fucking flirt to save their lives. their laughs are kooky as hell and i love it. probably smoke weed. u either love ‘em or want to kill them or are in some poorly balanced inbetween.

leo: okay y’all needa settle down a bit. fragile fuckin egos if i’ve ever seen ‘em and react hardcore if u piss them off. pretty over the top with everything. but damn, are some of the most hopelessly romantic motherfuckers i’ve met. will treat you like a fucking god(dess) if u let them. not super good at social cues tbh. good friends to have if u need to be validated. need quality time. 

virgo: y’all are lowkey hoes and give no fucks about it and it’s fucking great omfg. despite that, they maintain an endearing innocence and can be childish af when things don’t go their way but will love u until the end of time. great taste in music. super fucking smart but don’t show it off too often. 

libra: jesus christ okay i love u guys. super understanding and will always try to see all sides of a situation. probably have been through a lot. aren’t afraid to call u on ur shit and are lowkey emotional shawtys that are still trying to find themselves. make really wonderful parents. get crazy excited over little shit and it’s fucking adorable. 

scorpio: don’t fuck with these hoes unless u know urself first. will expose the parts of urself that u didn’t want to see. super gnarly in fights and will love u until the end of time. pretty standoffish and need time alone when emotionally unstable. keep themselves in amazing shape. are the loneliest fucks i know; be kind to them always. are probably in great shape (physically.)

sagittarius: craziest mofos out there. abandon all emotions before going into a situation and can be super impulsive. funny as fuck and always seem to be on another level. push themselves to the limit and usually forget to give themselves a break. ambitious and can get shit done when they need to. 

capricorn: talk about a ride or die. y’all are loyal to the grave and are incredible friends. until u get fucked over. will probably make ur enemies’ life a living hell, sometimes over-the-top about it. can be v athletic. good writers/artists. really interested in spirituality and the ethereal realms. u guys know what to do in bed and flirt hard af. also so fucking funny oh my god. 

aquarius: amazing friends. probably hate u. easily excitable. space cadets 4 life. rly good with animals and love food but probably restrict their eating habits in one way or another. a paradox in that they are fucking driven as hell to get shit done but give zero fucks at the same time. lowkey kinky af. want to kiss everyone. 

pisces: emotional shawtys through and through. physically attractive as hell. not good at romantic relationships. won’t forget about u for a million years. keep their friends close but will push u the fuck away if they get scared. insecure and just want u to stick around.

@nekojitachan @inukistar and this time @lancemyboi2k17

Just saying……I read these and think YUPPPP

You read that and thought about Comic Con, didn’t you?

Pisces, and..I’m “attractive as hell”..???