im bored who wants to play chess with me
um… i made all of them horsies bc that’s my favorite. sorry
oh i don’t mind at all in fact my horsey is coming to greet yours right now :)
omg hiiiiiiiiiiiii :3
who cares if tjis is against the rules….. who am i to stop my horsey from saying hello to yours
Anish Kapoor foiled by the pinkest pink again
The kirbean
thing that just happened to me
TIL that the maximum number of photos in a post like this is 10.
Babe you reblogged it from me, a dutch, with that said:
Where…. Uh where do I go with my 4'11 height?
you go cryin to yer momma
video games have gotten really good at making extremely uncomfortably high-def skin where you can see all the pores on a person’s face but hair textures haven’t improved since the sims 3
this is the funniest fucking thing, god bless elton
(tw: f slur, even though it’s not really used in that context)
you can see the EXACT moment where he decides oh this is going to be so fucking funny if i say this
post-apocalyptic gang like the kings, the gang that worship elvis from fallout new vegas, except they’re all skaters who worship tony hawk
Addendum: none of them know what he looked like
What did The Hawk look like? He looked like you. You look like Him. We all look like Him. The Hawk was always told “You look like Tony Hawk”, but no one ever thought He was The Hawk. So we can only presume that everyone looks like The Hawk. He is the commonality of all humanity.
The commonality of all humanity that does sick shreds.
Tony Hawk is a member of the gang, they just dont know it.
Why would you hide this in the tags?
Doofenshmirtz is trans and it’s undeniable at this point.
I saw this on Twitter but you didn’t include the best part
DEBOOBINATOR
Happy birthday to those reviews that have been saved on my phone for the past year because humor is how i cope
i haven’t seen anyone on tumblr talking about this and i think we need to
just to clarify what we’re seeing here:
cully pratt, chris pratt’s brother, a sergeant in the solano county sheriff’s department in california, openly supports the three-percenters, a far-right militia group with ties to the january 6th insurrection at the us capitol among other things, and posts their imagery online.
chris pratt hypes his brother, and has also been seen at public appearances wearing three-percenter symbols, thereby publicly endorsing this shit as well.
i’ve already seen people try to distance chris pratt from this, saying, “it’s his brother, not him!!” hate to break it to you, but when you are a famous person and use your platform to publicly display symbols endorsing far-right hate and white supremacy, that makes you culpable. he is at best completely ignorant, but that’s giving him a lot more credit than he deserves, frankly; even so, even if he actually is just ignorant, that definitely doesn’t give him a pass. there should be accountability no matter what.
The Three Percenters are more than just a right-wing militia. They are a terrorist group and are designated as such by the Canadian government. Here’s a partial list of some of the things they’re responsible for: 2017: -Three Percenters firebombed a mosque in MN., narrowly missing killing & injuring dozens of members who are there for morning prayers. The Threepers responsible told police they wanted to “scare Muslims out of the country.” -A self-identified “Three Percenter” is arrested by the FBI after unsuccessfuly trying to blow up a bank in Oklahoma City with a car bombed modelled after the one used by Timothy McVeigh. -Three Percent militia member Tyler TenBrink fires a handgun at a crowd of people protesting an appearance by white supremacist Richard Spencer. 2018: -Self-proclaimed Three Percent supporter Joseph “Dymond” Vinci - beats a homeless man with a police baton. When the man attempts to defend himself, Vinci shoots him dead. -Three Percenter Joshua Daniel Miller shoots a 23-year-old man to death. 2020: -Three Percenter Benjamin Jong Ren Hung, intentionally drives his truck into a crowd of protesters in Pasadena, California. -A group of volunteer medics arriving to support a counter-protest to a “Back the Blue” rally in Fort Collins, CO are set upon and beaten by Three Percenters militia members. -Thirteen men are arrested after a failed plot to kidnap the governor of Michigan and put her on “trial” for “treason.” At least two of the 13 are in the Three Percenter or Boogaloo Bois militias. -After a pro-Trump rally in Atlanta, Georgia, Three Percent leader Chris Hill and over a dozen masked men rush a group of four counter-protestors leaving the area, hold them at gunpoint and beat them. 2021: -So far 16 Three Percenters have been arrested for taking part in the deadly January 6th insurrection
IM SO OBSESSED WITH THIS CLIP ITS SO FUCKING FUNNY HE JUST VANISHES
This counts as science
well there was a conclusion, a list of ingredients, a research question, and the result evidence so yea that most definitely is science
and while he didn't write it down, he did make a record of it! So yes, that is science!
scooby’s an ARIES
Ship dynamics :-)
no thats. thats literally the homestuck quadrant system
What? What ?? What ???
WHAT THE FUCK IS HOMESTUCK
At this point I'm starting to think it's just an internet ARG where people collectively make shit up to fuck with us
hey notajerusalemcricket, i need you to understand that at one point tumblr DID actually fake a whole children's television show using the Squiddles from homestuck so... the opposite of your reblog has already happened
Homestuck is the demonic ghost Haunting the old decrepit House of Tumblr, and new tumblrites are the unsuspecting buyers who thought the house was "quaint" and "full of charm" and never questioned why it was dirt cheap
im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing
Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain
