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@whitequeen / whitequeen.tumblr.com

"Life can’t ever be all bad or all good. You know, eventually, things have to come back to the middle."

huge influx of followers want to let you know jsut as a litmus test that I would beat Johnny Depp to the edge of death with a baseball bat should the stars align and if you disagree with that block me

okay tumblr’s exclusion from the twitter social media ban list is hilarious but genuinely we do not belong on there. if a real human person asks “where can i find you on social media” and your choice is a swift death or revealing your tumblr, most of us would simply expire. half of y’all change urls every week like you’re in witness protection. just imagine for one second attaching your wholeass government name to your latest two am clownposting and tell me that didn’t send a cold chill down your spine. the only place i ever want to see the words “connect with me on tumblr!” is on the ao3 profile of an author i’m actively stalking. anyone in the world can follow me except anyone i personally know. antisocial media.

local woman relieved and embarrassed to report that the task she had been postponing for two months ended up taking a grand total of 4 minutes to complete