??? we love fat tummies here idiot
Dinner time fellas
That bitch didnt stand a chance
HE FUCKING ATE HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-
Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me
My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten
this is inexplicably my favorite tiktok ever it brings me to tears every time why did he do thatttt
having cousins is a great way to add some supporting characters to your life without needing to explain their motivations. they're just cousins
‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs
it should be 100% legal to go in abandoned buildings. like nobody is using it for anything why can't i go in
Isn't this how you get murdered?
no. it's how you get poisoned by mold or crushed by broken floorboards or whatever but there aren't murderers just hanging out in every abandoned building like cockroaches
Hey man when you got struck by lightning we all saw your skeleton and it.was really effeminate and demure.
how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player
in this terrifying world you continuously have the power to offer someone else a little relief . why would you withhold that. do you remember what a little relief feels like? it feels like a lot
excuse me? are you suggesting i frolic directly into someone's emotional space and assume what brings them relief, potentially causing more stress? are you encouraging people to reach past their own boundaries to help, increasing net suffering if it costs more than the other gains? surely not; that would be advocating for emotional self-harm.
this is a post about the woman who waived my late fee at the bank .
good for you, good for her, the wording on the initial post feels closer to blaming people who don't reach out than celebrating those who do by a large enough margin that i feel the need to hit back
you are a tar pit
I know I’ve reblogged this already today but I like. this point
Trying Returnal for the first time.
Blatantly stealing this from twitter cuz i need people to hear Obama in Baki
I refuse to let this remain in replies.
I run dnd for a bunch of teenagers at the public library twice a month, and I created a character for them to like, and my teens are so obsessed with this rat that speaks common that they paid for him to go to college, and about once a week one of them comes in to the library to show me a cute picture of a rat that reminded them of him.
God this story is so blessed thank you
Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.
Pokémon: noooo we don’t don’t popp nooo sbfhdjskc
Digimon: it’s comin now so
