Okay. Stealing my pussy is a red fucking line!
Black Mirror S04E01 - USS Callister
Female Awesome Meme ♡ [5/10] females in a movie - Valkyrie “I’ve spent years in a haze, trying to forget my past. Sakaar seemed like the best place to drink, and to forget, and to die. One day. But I don’t wanna forget. Can’t turn away any more. So if I’m gonna die… well, it may as well be driving my sword through the heart of that murderous hag.”
“The management regrets to inform you that the shampoo is not tear-free. If anything, it encourages tears.” - A Series of Unfortunate Events (2017- )
The Love Witch dir. Anna Biller (2016)
If you asked me to seriously kiss someone on a screen, I would be very uncomfortable. But I will lick any part of your face.
bitch im screaming. i love simon pegg
“Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking, we’re going to be experiencing some slight turbulance as we’ve just passed raquaza and that fucker is not escaping me this time”
