your opinion doesn’t matter when you’re ugly

And yet you offer yours.

Damn.....

I did the math and if the Krusty Krab closes at Six and Spongebob always arrives at work at 3 am to count the sesame seeds, and if he comes in every day except Sunday and works at a rate of 8.50 an hour, with a paycheck every two weeks, Spongebob makes $1,326 every paycheck which seems feasible given the Krusty Krabs revenue. So that explains why Spongebob owns his own house still, has a massive library and all kinds of extremities like damn no wonder he can keep affording boating school

i live for the in depth analysis of Spongebob

Tbh

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

my white friends that have reblogged this give me life

4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP

If ur white and like this post I fux with u

^absolutely

5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.

i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this

6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death

THIS 

i don’t think i’ve ever seen a picture that raises so many questions before in my life

Reblog the jurassic park vhs money baby for good luck and wealth in 2016!!!

I just need this luck

Why not

Well, aren’t you just the littlest heartache. 

you’re welcome

Melts

U need dis on ur blog, every1 needs dis on their blog.

so cute!

@krofty-fennec

it’s a startling, unholy revelation

the thrilling conclusion

Always reblog

ALWAYS REBLOG

perks of being my girlfriend

1) I will buy you hella cute lingerie  2) You are welcome to model said lingerie for me, preferably while sitting in my lap 3) I will bake you cookies and make you pizza and we can cuddle and watch netflix stuff 4) I’ll take you on boring dates like to farmer’s markets and farms and hiking but i will try to spice things up a bit and probably eat you out on a boulder in the forest so yeah 5) We can have cute sleepovers like every night and i will paint your nails and do your makeup and play with your hair and we will stay up late and talk about life and space and feminism and basically anything you want 6) When you’re on your period, I will take baths with you and take care of you and feed you chocolate and cuddle you if you cry and omg 7) I’ll text you funny selfies and songs that i want you to listen to and stuff that makes me think of you 8) I’ll play goofy games with you and take you shopping and take you to the movies and wine and dine you every single fucking night if that’s what you want 9) We can raise plants together and lots of puppies and kittens 10) Okay i’m really sad now and i want a girlfriend

This is adorable

Special design to hold a sanitary napkin in place. Therefore, no need to worry about it slipping out of place during menstruation. Has a swelling in the crotch as a fake male genitalia. Feel more comfortable in a gym or when you receive a massage.Here comes new underwear finally designed for FtM.

※ an artificial genital (included)

1.Pocket in the middle to insert artificial genital.

2.Elastic strap to hold sanitary napkin.

3.Sanitary can be firmly held. No slipping out.

http://www.ajointth.com/shopping.html

THAT IS SO COOL

This should be known more widely, it’s pretty amazing and cool. I know for sure this will help some people.

TRANS MALE FOLLOWERS AHOY!

*shares every time*

GNC folks, studs, bois, errrybody!

Reblogging for the bois I love!

@roman-duckling

This is amazing

I’ve been waiting for this gif

So my dad has this new idea: Take this wonderful wasabi thing

Turn it into beautiful, small rectangles, wrap it in laminated paper and put it in a trident box, so that it’ll look like this:

Give it to someone when they ask you for gum and watch as their mouth burns. Enjoy.

My kind of man

He needs to be in a batman movie

Sweet jesus

This is the money dog.  Reblog him for good luck!

i reblogged this yesterday and not long after i stumbled across this site and i’ve already been sent $40 via paypal for filling out a few surveys lmao…. ty money dog 🙌🏽🙌🏽 

*wears this to tumblr prom*

Where do I get one homie