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The 2024 republican primary is gonna be buck wild.
De Santis: "Hello median American voter, the only thing I have for you is transphobia."
Trump: "Ron De-sanctamonius you're little pudding fingers boy."
Biden: "Back in Scranton we used to make a thing called Dirt Nachos."
Why is Biden in the Republican primary
Got lost
Fucking liberals cry cry cry. Wait until your world gets turned upside down. It will be legendary. 🤣🤣🤣
Hey man, you got any good recommendations for grandma porn?
one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.
and yes, they both smoke weed
and which one told you that?
Show me how to lie, you’re getting better all the time And turning all against the one is an art that’s hard to teach Another clever word sets off an unsuspecting herd And as you step back into line, a mob jumps to their feet
original midi at https://freemidi.org/getter-26812
erm, sorry, wife 🤓 try inviting me somewhere untouched by the scourge of automobiles if you really want to spend time with me
losing my mind at this guys wife sending him a beautiful view of one of the world’s wonders alone in her hotel room and all he can think to do is go on twitter to complain about how he can see cars in the frame
Some out of context photos from the Star Trek wiki are just so funny to me
Look at the little baby sharks!
They're being bred at the New England Aquarium. There were two species: One was the epaulette shark and I don't remember the other.
2 Sumatran tiger cubs were just born at the Memphis Zoo which is awesome bc they are critically endangered and also I am losing my mind over this image of the cubs and their mom. The babies’ tails make a heart….
dispensary worker: yeah man sorry we dont take card here... its cash only, and i dont think theres a bank called "Dillywigs"
british childrens author from 1945 who lived through world war 2: A bit of silliness never hurt anyone.. I find it makes the world far brigher than it was before. *starts walking away with the eighth*