Reasons why your sign sucks

Aries: over competitive, self centered Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious Cancer: manipulative and moody Leo: attention whores Virgo: judgey and super boring Libra: literally will never shut up Scorpio: rude af Sagittarius: in your face and over the top Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers) Pisces: cry babies

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough

A hidden truth, revealed in Los Angeles.

I know you’re tired bitch but keep fucking going

i figured out why i look so bad in pictures!! im ugly

listen i kno we all have a giggle at people from ye olden times for believing in the four humors and bloodletting and shit like that but there are adults in this year of our lord 2018 who deadass believe there are Toxins in their body that can be released by drinking juice

https://instagram.com/p/BdhGNRJBOqI/

GREAT octopus TEN OUT OF TEN shiny

This is a first edition holographic octopus. This is worth a lot of money.

Summer glade

via weheartit

my new goal in life is to be as happy as this cat