Hairdresser: do you like it? Me: yes thank you

*goes home and cries*

when you have to pretend that you like your haircut

shampoo for my real friends

real poo for my sham friends

Remember Hilary Duff was afraid to sing but then Hilary Duff helped her then Hilary Duff sang a duet with Hilary Duff

I FOLLOW BACK

shut up we are talking about hilary duff here now is not the time to self promo

i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it 

LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM

this makes my heart smile

I hate it when someone is hot and funny like stop that you only get one

I went to the gym like 2 times why am I still fat

when u finally convince ur friends to do something that u want to do

found a Nice Guy? dont friendzone him. end zone him. throw him on the ground like an effing football. touchdown

nice guy finally scores

Worst feelings in the world

Congratulations, it’s a white girl!

Basic

Health