Happy Indigenous Peoples’ Day

Here are some places to donate to:

-The American Indian College Fund: https://collegefund.org/

-Association on American Indian Affairs: https://www.indian-affairs.org/

-Native American Heritage Association: https://www.naha-inc.org/

-Native American Rights Fund: https://www.narf.org/

-National Indian Child Care Association: https://www.nicca.us/

-Missing and Murdered Indigenous Women USA: https://mmiwusa.org/

-Partnership With Native Americans: http://www.nativepartnership.org/site/PageServer…

-Indigenous Literacy Foundation: https://www.indigenousliteracyfoundation.org.au/

-Indian Law Resource Center: https://indianlaw.org/

-Coalition To Stop Violence Against Native Women: https://www.csvanw.org/

idk what th original of this format is but , its based on an ace attorney? version i saw and its just rly so them fr to me.

[ID: a coloured digital drawing of Yasha, Caduceus and Caleb from Critical Role from the shoulder-up. it says "3 autism reactions to: make eye contact when you speak" above them. yasha is labelled "death stare" and is staring ahead with an intimidating expression. caduceus is labelled "didn't listen (forgor)" and is looking to the side with a spiral above his head. caleb is labelled with a frightened emoticon and is staring ahead nervously and sweating. they are all wearing variations on their original canon outfits. end ID.]

HEY HEY LISTEN THE VOICE OF THE MTA TRANSIT SYSTEM, ALL THE ANNOUNCEMENTS ON THE NYC SUBWAY LINE??

SHE'S A TRANS WOMAN AND TRANSITIONED AT 66!!!!!! THE BACKGROUND HUM OF MY CHILDHOOD, AND SHE'S LIKE ME!!!! WHAT THE FUCK

I think game studios should just release their character creators online. For the times when I don’t wanna play the whole game, just the lil dress up part

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

I wouldn't need pronouns if bitches weren't talking about me behind my back

Did Will Navidson's new house really contain an impossibly long hallway? What about the second story, longer on the inside than on the outside? Perhaps the whole story was invented by that strange man, Zampanò - but what about all the sources he cited?

Was there really ever a House of Leaves, or did our writers simply build... a house of cards?

i’m sincerely always saying this

If you work a tipped job literally make up a silly name for yourself and people will think you’re so much more charismatic and personable for the exact same service. People are soo much nicer and tip me better when I say my names Melon. They fucking love it all I gotta say is yup that’s my real name. my parents are huge hippies. I know fucking insane right. Fucking stupid. With a straight face and especially the old people they have to fan themselves they get so excited

If you deal with a ton of unbearable older white men and/or normal dog owners, call yourself Maverick

With older white men, you will hijack their brains into Toxic Masculine Nostalgia, typically about either Top Gun or some old cowboy show, and they will adore you from the childhood boyish part of themselves that want desperately to be named Maverick as well.

With dog owners, you have a 1/20th chance to have the same same as their dog.

ENOUGH ABOUT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING COMET IS COMING

rating ways to advertise the locked tomb

"lesbian necromancers in space": 5/10. technically true, except that gideon isn't a necromancer and for the most part they aren't in space. can also be tonally misleading; implies a fun space opera adventure and fails to mention the impending emotional devastation. that being said it is iconic and (mostly) effective

"murder mystery in a haunted gothic castle": 8/10. MUCH better at capturing the tone and plot of the first book, but still a little off. imagine picking up the book because of this blurb and then watching gideon nav make a mean girls reference in the first 20 pages. the whiplash could kill you

"a locked tomb mystery": 5/10. nondescriptive and a little misleading, but i can't give this any lower than a 5 because the pun is very good. gideon would love this one and that should count for something

"gay goth among us": 10/10. i'm not even going to pretend like this one doesn't nail it. try and argue against this. you can't. captures the murders, the space-y setting, the queer characters, the tone and aesthetic, AND the contemporary humor. chef's kiss

"enemies to lovers 'i hate everyone but you' slow burn": 1/10. true if you squint. the relationship between gideon and harrow would make booktok weep

"catholic homestuck": 9/10. this means nothing and explains everything

this tweet by tamsyn muir:

[Image ID: A tweet by "tamsyn should be writing" @tazmuir: "sure, I edited from 12 o'clock to 4.30, but how much of that time did I spend on the discovery that the basis of my novel is 'what if these two were... teenage girls'", followed by an image of Skeletor and He-Man. /end ID]

10/10. conveys the pop culture savvy of the series, the complex dynamic between the main characters, and the humor of the writing style all at once. also makes me laugh every time i think about it

Five beers deep watching dogman sighting videos with the homie and his eyes start seeming pretty like a girls and his smile is like no other

polly pocket's room, but make it pixel art!

here’s the original screenshot of the game that i redrew... i wanted to have a room like hers sooo bad when i was a kid!! :’)

something something the poetry of science etc

so I didn't know if female jesters had been a thing in the past and looked it up and was introduced to mathurine the fool, who gave one of the best burns in history in a silly little way.

also she apparently stopped an assassination?? amazing.

[ID: She was known for her extravagant costume as an Amazonian warrior, complete with shield, armor, and a wooden sword. She was famous for her sharp wit, and there were many anecdotes about it. One of them was an occasion, in which a lady in waiting complained that she did not like having a fool at her right side, upon which Mathurine jumped to the lady’s other side and announced: “I don’t mind it at all.” /end ID]

do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy

it might be difficult to figure out. consult the scriptures

these scriptures just have pictures of dudes kissing and groping each other

Penetration, my liege?

not now my dearest advisor i need to read these scriptures

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

I’m not gonna let this gem of a tag on this post go unnoticed.

majoring in fuck all with a minor in whimsy