dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)

and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.

before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”

ok this is TERRIFYINGLY close to what i saw in my head while i was sleeping thank you.

Hey instead of a Harry Potter world there should be a lord of the rings world where it’s super immersive and you’re given a sword when you enter the world and giant spiders chase you and the elf actors eat dirt and offer you some

can we befriend and/or flirt with the giant spiders asking for a friend

It’s you’re adventure you can do whatever you want but watch out!

HI, THIS EXISTS, IT’S CALLED EVERMORE PARK, IT’S IN PLEASANT GROVE, UTAH

it’s more of a DND park but it’s fantasy and characters give you quests and when you finish quests they give you a tarot card with the characters on it

The town functions as a real-time story with a plot and everybody has backstory and movie-quality makeup and shit 

Guys I’ve been and it’s fucking unbelievable

OH MY GOD

BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST BUCKET LIST

He crashed his bike 😂

I do that sometimes when I’m half asleep. I end up jolting myself awake.

sometimes people are absolutely WILD about comments, acting like the idea that they shouldn’t be a jerk is a violation of their first amendment rights 

last week i read a fic i HATED. it was well written and highly recommended and i wish i had never read it. hours of my life i will never get back. 

i disagreed with: it’s interpretation on canon, it’s take on mental health, the social contract between loved ones, recovery, trauma, boundaries, and … more tbh

i could NOT stop thinking about how much i disagreed with it. me and this fic have philosophical differences so large i could give a ted talk and i was still super irritated about it days later. 

so you know what i did?

i called up my friends and was like “you guys have no context but i’m going to bitch about this fic you haven’t read in this fandom you haven’t consumed for the next thirty minutes” and they were like “okay sure it’s a tuesday night, we’re in a pandemic, i have nothing better to do”

what did i not do? 

leave a comment on this person’s fic because i’m a human person

^^^^^THIS VAGUEBLOG ABOUT IT LIKE A FUCKING ADULT

Fic writers aren’t being paid to cater to you! I’ve had these experiences too, where I read things that make me feel genuinely sick from how much I disagreed with practically everything, but I didn’t leave hate comments.

bedrock bros: a tragedy in one act

tommy: hi i escaped from my abuser and i am going to rob you

techno: wow okay but what if you were on my side and helped me destroy your home country? we can get those discs you like back but not be friends

tommy: fuck you actually. don’t destroy my home

techno: oh nvm. we can talk about it later. want to get the discs?

tommy: yeah

techno: okay we’ll just commit minor terrorism while we’re there. i am sure i can change your mind about anarchy

tommy: okay i’ll listen to you becaused im traumatized. i am sure i can change your mind about l’manberg

techno: actually i lied im still gonna destroy l’manberg. im telling the truth now cuz i like you now

tommy: look im pretty used to that by now. ill only not yell at you abt it cuz i like you too now

techno: sweet

tommy: wait fuck actually this is just like all those terrorist guys who traumatized me. i love my friends too much to do this. im sorry i still love you tho

techno: how the fuck could i see that coming?! me and your abuser are going to blow up the country together now, because we both happen to have the same goals, only im somehow not evil

both in unison: WHY WOULD YOU BETRAY ME

D:

5 min tutorial for trcelyne, hope it helps! 

Tried this out REALLY roughly just for fun and WOAH!?

IT WORKS WELL!!

IT STILL WORKS WELL!

Huh, that worked pretty well

v rushed but it works!!

What an amazing little tutorial!!! Highly recommend!!!

I’m so mad that it’s this easy and I’m a struggle boi

comic about someone’s strange dream (and daydreams)

I love tumblr. I love that tumblr is the best social media site of 2021.

Every other site has spent the last decade perfecting the art of targeted ads. I am a wallet of flesh and blood which must be stripped bare and profiled and picked apart for the maximally efficient way to squeeze profit from my presence. Every other site will fold and morph itself to a shape of my liking - like a fairy tale trickster stealing memories and taking their mold - to lull me into compliance and loosen my coin purse.

Facebook sees me searching fitness equipment and injects my timeline with athletic wear ads. Reddit profiles the subreddits I follow and eagerly promotes a new coding bootcamp or cloud service at every turn. Google overhears me lamenting over my moving to-do list on voice call and fills in my “how much to tip movers” query before I’ve gotten the third word typed out.

Tumblr never even tried.

They could have. The information is there. The basic infrastructure, presumably, exists. Tumblr can recommend me tags based on tags I follow, blogs based on blogs I follow, even posts that for one reason or another may strike my fancy. Tumblr could be - SHOULD be - funneling this framework into advertising, as the only means that free-to-use social media platforms can turn a profit in our capitalistic hellscape.

They just don’t.

Today I saw an ad for treating Hyperhidrosis - a condition, I think, in which a person sweats too much - and I saw it twice, four posts apart, and it is so incredibly benignly impersonally ineptly untargeted toward me compared to all other pinpoint-aimed advertising that I’m endeared to it. Tumblr knows NOTHING about me. 8 years, 51,000 likes, and tumblr has not learned a THING about me.

Advertisements for a mattress? Shitty mobile game ads that don’t make even the slightest pretense at being anything other than a candy crush rip-off? Choose-your-own adventure games either about Royal Espionage or Choosing The Wrong Dress For Your Date with ZERO in-between.

And then this. This here. The culmination, the crown-jewel of tumblr’s nihilistic non-compliance with the state of social media advertising. Any pretense of capitalistic exchange is abandoned at the gas station by the side of the road. This is not a company. This is not a product. This is not anything that fulfills the contract of consumer and seller. 

THIS. THIS IS WHAT TUMBLR HAS TO OFFER INSTEAD.

“Pour vinegar on your bread, fuck you.”

“Put it in the garbage, fuck you.”

“Your wife says you’re a fucking dumbass, fuck you.”

That’s it. That’s the advertisement. You vinegar-breadless cuck. You virgin extraordinaire bereft of bread and garbage can. I am fucking your wife right now in our vinegar-soaked motel bed. She puffs a cigarette which I pulled from the trashcan and we both laugh heartily at her recounts of your immasculine ineptitude. I don’t want your money. I don’t want anything from you. Fuck you. 

Amazing. Amazing. What a state of things to ring in 2021. What a great platform we all collectively choose to be on.

just saw vinegar bread right above this. it’s fate. it’s destiny.

the song made me so fucking terrified and i thought they were gonna make a pussy i’m literally shaking this music makes me feel like I’m being chased by chicken pussy

Why do some people just teeter on the line of darkness like this?

this video killed me

goodbye internet

this just invaded my privacy

IM WHEEZING

the worst part is that this looks like a delicious recipe, and I can’t even focus on it because of the horror game music.

HUH

HUUUUUUH

wait

waiiiiiiit

so two separate goo merging together? thats what this is? so nanna and grandpa? that goo? merged? making another clone? which so HAPPENS to be the fucking kids

does that 

does that fucking mean clone john and jade were made from the same genetic clone coding from grandpa and nanna??? as their DNA was fused together????

therefore..

there fucking fore

the j……ade and jo,,,ohn…. clones are fucking …..related

which fucking means

DAVE AND ROSE

NO

Reading your liveblogs is such a treat because I nearly cried laughing here

if you need me i am going to be binge-reading the archives of my favorite blog on the entire internet which is written by this sweet old man who lives on a farm in the pacific northwest with his husband and a bunch of animals. there are nice pictures of flowers and ducks and the tone is so gentle and soothing:

like… fuck…. i love everything about this blog…. it’s the one good thing left online

sir………i am literally crying right now

LOOK. AT. THEM.

oh to be a chicken eating organic steamed rice on a snowy day…. i mean…. my god

“star dust will turn into kindness” that makes me soft...

Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

bold of you to assume im not

THATS IT THATS WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE

birdy.., !’

Yep that's what it's like

burd

Why is this the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

can’t remember if i’ve reblogged this before but i stumbled across it again at 9pm and am sitting here cryIN G, SO

How the fuck did the entire internet’s sense of humor make one hell of a 180 in 7 years?

still one of my favorite videos. the among us addition makes it even better.

Chasing the Ghosts of Season 8

Let’s skip the flowery intros and get to the point, because this is important.

Lotor’s vindication and reunion with Allura were originally part of VLD s8 and I can prove it. Most animation relating to this plot was excised, while other clips were re-purposed to make it look like he was dead all along: but some are still in there.

The removal of this plot line was one of the major factors in completely messing up season 8, and it was a change that was made very recently; no earlier than August in fact. There is a significant, non-zero chance that an unedited version of Season 8 exists in its entirety; completely finished.

The evidence is below the cut.

Trigger Warnings: Gore - that image and discussion of it, body horror, sexism, and major character death.

Keep reading

It’s been 2 years, I know, but I just wanted to reblog this to keep it in my memory. Voltron still leaves a bitter taste in my mouth. I wish Lotor had gotten a better ending. I wish everyone had a better ending. I can honestly say that Lotura was the single ship that I’d ever gotten invested in from canon portrayal alone and what happened to Lotor really hurt. It hurt so much when he died and no one seemed to really react to it, like they didn’t care. I actually blocked the Lotor and Voltron tag for a while. I saw a video on Voltron and searched up his name just to look at what everyone hoped would happen to him - that’s why I found this.

How deep does the hole go?

Art by Penzilla

God, I fucking LOVE the color of the sky

k then but this is actually pretty awesome I mean look at all these DETAILS

I was scared for a moment.

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

Oh my god its little flailing legs. I’m dying.

aw, I hope she caught herself before she hit the ground!

Weed Whacker vs Scythe. [video]

grasscon

What a farce. Not only is the contest weighted towards the scythe because Weed Whackers are meant for edging and trimming of WEEDS in hard to reach places, not thick grass, but the scythe cut that patch super uneven and it looks like absolute shit. The WeedWhacker took slightly longer but did a much neater, better job with less effort. 

Really thought he comparison is absurd, Nobody would ever use a WeedWhacker to replace a scythe, they do completely different things, just like you’d never use a scythe to cut down weeds growing out of a sidewalk. If it’s for trimming a lawn it should be against a lawnmower, which would fucking destroy it, and if it’s for harvesting hay it should be against a combine harvester, which would destroy it exponentially more.

This is nothing more than lies and propaganda from butthurt scythelovers and I for one will not stand for it.

unrest in the grass fandom

probably less chance of you cutting a limb off if you use a weed whacker, too.

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